>pause to test new CT
A Text Adventure
>Poke a finger up the butthole to feel for the pain
> west!
>Blow your nose
>stop being a childish fool, and get down to buisness... examin a sore ass.
You tenderly poke about with a finger, looking for a gaping wound, blood, bones, anything. Your search is futile.
>pause to test new CT
Who the what now? CT? You glance around, but can't locate a CT.
>Poke a finger up the butthole to feel for the pain
You prod deeper, before suddenly realizing you don't have anything handy to wipe your hand with when you're done...
> west!
Like a blinding flash of the obvious, it occurs to you to go west. You pull your pants up, feeling no pain (odd...), and jog off in a westwardly direction. There is a door in front of you, and naturally it's closed. TO the left and right of the door are some very imposing statues of Thor, the Norseman god.
>Blow your nose
Not taking the time to hunt for a handkerchief, you fire off a few snot rockets.
You tenderly poke about with a finger, looking for a gaping wound, blood, bones, anything. Your search is futile.
>pause to test new CT
Who the what now? CT? You glance around, but can't locate a CT.
>Poke a finger up the butthole to feel for the pain
You prod deeper, before suddenly realizing you don't have anything handy to wipe your hand with when you're done...
> west!
Like a blinding flash of the obvious, it occurs to you to go west. You pull your pants up, feeling no pain (odd...), and jog off in a westwardly direction. There is a door in front of you, and naturally it's closed. TO the left and right of the door are some very imposing statues of Thor, the Norseman god.
>Blow your nose
Not taking the time to hunt for a handkerchief, you fire off a few snot rockets.
>pee on one of the statues
>open the door
>pee on one of the statues
You would urinate on the statue, but you used the biffy right outside the haunted house before you came in.
>open the door
You grasp the handle of the door, and are promptly greeted by an ominous sounding bell.
You would urinate on the statue, but you used the biffy right outside the haunted house before you came in.
>open the door
You grasp the handle of the door, and are promptly greeted by an ominous sounding bell.
>flop it out and wank till your hearts content
>Go towards the bell