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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 9:42am
Park, not only is my dick bigger then yours, it also shoots farther.
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 11:34am
Bullshit. I can fill up any woman on this board, and my ejaculations have hit the roof in my room. Beat that. :D
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 1:20pm
You know that Blizzard that just hit the Northeast?

Yeah.

It makes us sick to.
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 2:43pm
ok. I've always wanted to know. What does pwned mean?
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 3:28pm
"The slang term pwn (see pronunciation note below), used primarily in the Internet gaming culture, means to soundly defeat an opponent. It is sometimes used for taunting of an in-game enemy, and rubbing in victories. The etymology of the term pwn is believed to be rooted in a typographical error arising from the proximity of the 'p' key to the 'o' key on a standard English keyboard.

The term has become ubiquitous in Internet circles and is often used outside of gaming contexts. Its progressive form is "pwning." Its noun form is "pwnage," or "pwn4ge." Its most common use is with the past participle, "pwned" (sometimes spelled "pwnt", "pwnd", "p4wnt", or "pwn3d"). An example: "You just got pwned."

As given the recent development of the word, and its primary use in written form only, there is no single accepted pronunciation of pwn, as there are no vowels, this often leads to arguments about the "correct" pronunciation. Pronunciation is usually determined by personal preference and the context of the game being played. Common variations include the following: [oʊn] ("own", in reference to the original misspelling — a common pronunciation), [poʊn] (as in "corn pone" — also a common pronunciation), [pun] (as in "harpoon"), [pəʔˈoʊn] ("puh-own"), [piˈoʊn], [pən], [pwin], or [pɔːn] as in "pawn". It can also be pronounced phonetically, as [pwəʔˈn̩] (pwən)."

Ahhh, Wikipedia. If only you could hold a pen, you could do my degree for me. Heh.

EDIT: Hell, if it could hold a sabre, wikipedia would probably make a pretty kick-ass Sith too....
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 3:35pm
Thanks, Ithron. I can't believe that there's a wiki on this...
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 3:43pm
There's a wiki on ANYTHING.
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 3:50pm
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 10:31pm
Actually, PWNED = OWNED except that some lazy guy hit the P key instead of the O key and didn't bother to fix it.

And Ithron, if you ever provide a real world translation for slang again, I will force strangle your nut sack to death. :mad
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  • Posted On: Feb 14 2007 10:37pm
I will force strangle your nut sack to death.


That's a quoteable quote, Park ol' bean.