Who or what is an Ahnk? It sounds like a bedsore of some kind.

In that case, my friend has more Ahnk than you do.

Refs, change the point call please?

You know, the sad part is you're kinda right about the bed sore part.

BUT, there is only one! And he's not yours.

What makes you think he's yours though? Are you gay or something? Is he a male?

[font=Garamond]Okay...I'll change the score call.[/font]

[font=Garamond]After reviewing the play: Irtar: 100; Anime: 0.[/font]

It should read something more like this:

Me: 100

Irtar: 0.5

Lance Mc-whoever: -100

Super Saiya-Jin GoGeta

It should read something more like this:

Me: 100

Irtar: 0.5

Lance Mc-whoever: -100

[font=Georgia]Mc-Whoever? Oh, that's low. You just lost another few thousand points.[/font]

[font=Georgia]Ref's Ruling...[/font]

[font=Georgia]Anime: -999999[/font]

[font=Georgia]Not Anime: 250[/font]

PSH! *SMOTE!*

".....ster. Yes, that right. For those of you just joining us, today's top story here at the Galactic News Federation is the shock appointment of the newcomer Super Saiya-Jin GoGeta as a Jedi Master. The existing Masters have all pronounced themselves to be inferior next to this 'pefect example of a resident of our Galaxy' (as one spokesjedi put it) and demoted themselves to the rank of Padawan. Now over to Tobias, at the scene:

'Thank you Miranda. Well, we've just now hearing reports that the leaders of both the Galactic Coalition and the Bounty Hunters' Guild are on their way here, as we speak, to turn over control of their organisations to this Master Super Saiya-Jin GoGeta. Back to you, Miranda.'

Thank you Tobias. In other news today, the Empire is decommissioning all of its Star Destroyer and Super Star Destroyer class vessels. They will be replaced with a genetically modified pig. Here's an interview with a project engineer recorded earlier today:

'Yes, that's right. We were having problems with the pig in the early stages, until we added wings for stability during atmospheric flight. We expect the pig to reach 0.6 past lightspeed turning it in to a baco......"

You can't smote me. I'm invincible.

[font=Garamond]If you're invincible, then--unless an admin changed something within the past few moments--you're in violation of site rules...[/font]
[font=Garamond] [/font]
[font=Garamond]...which means we get to smite, smote, and otherwise destroy you. [/font]

*SMOTE!*