Cataclysm - the galaxy-shattering conclusion
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  • Posted On: Oct 9 2009 6:07pm
An Ahnk is a rusty tent pole followed by a vanilla nasty... so if you're engaged with Ahnk you might want to rethink your position.
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  • Posted On: Oct 9 2009 7:34pm
Your options are

1. Surrender.

2. I launch a weapon at your capital world capable of killing all organic life in a matter of a few hours.

So either way, I win. You can write a cool speech and pick a new homeworld, or you can declare yourself Emperor while wearing an environmental suit over the corpses of your friends and loved ones.

I'm flexible so get back to me. :D
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  • Posted On: Oct 9 2009 11:45pm
Heir Raktus
An Ahnk is a rusty tent pole followed by a vanilla nasty... so if you're engaged with Ahnk you might want to rethink your position.



Thorton = Big Spoon.

Your options are

1. Surrender.

2. I launch a weapon at your capital world capable of killing all organic life in a matter of a few hours.

So either way, I win. You can write a cool speech and pick a new homeworld, or you can declare yourself Emperor while wearing an environmental suit over the corpses of your friends and loved ones.

I'm flexible so get back to me.


I actually know exactly what I'm going to do (provided I give a shit and write tomorrow) but we have to have the mandatory dick size contest first!

Option 3: Thorton Bones you in the ass. No superweapon. Imperial fleet retakes Coruscant Space

Option 4: I finish a plot element I was working on a while back that will bone you in the long term, cut losses and leave while boning you long term via other means.

I win in the long term with all four options, and you win in the short term with three.

Maybe tomorrow we'll decide. I will write something in the afternoon.
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  • Posted On: Oct 10 2009 12:11am
Option 5: Worship me
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  • Posted On: Oct 10 2009 6:29am
Did you mean the plan you had to travel into a wormhole with no exit and slowly sit with your thumbs up your ass as it collapses and is destroyed? You go ahead and follow through on that plan, Kach.
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  • Posted On: Oct 23 2009 6:20pm
New plan - Desaria departs from the battles of Onyx against the Crusade, takes his awesomeness back to the mainstream galaxy, and whoops your tush. And takes a cute Cree'Ar concubine as a lover. Just because he can
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  • Posted On: Oct 23 2009 6:34pm
The New Order; refusing to accept the obvious since the Battle of Yavin.
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  • Posted On: Oct 23 2009 7:43pm
And don't you forget it
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  • Posted On: Oct 23 2009 7:43pm
lol... That was a good post, Telan.
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  • Posted On: Oct 23 2009 8:16pm
Wewt, the return of the sweat dripping half naked men