t" said Yiffin.
And so it was done. Frelgrin phoned home ("Can you hear me now? Good") and reported their success to the Coalition. Not only was Leritor and the Sauvax a good choice based on the qualities of the people and their willingness to join, they also produced enough food to feed two Coalitions on their own, and was located stratiegically close to a generally uncolonized area of space.
Once that was done, Shlump and Yiffin bickered and argued for half an hour, but eventually decided to hold the press release next to the crashed space-ship. It was, after all, perhaps the only interesting thing on the entire planet, which otherwise consisted of farms, and areas of green between them.
Even Freewater was able to help. Some people would consider this just cause to get behind something resistant to explosions and debries, and stay there until he went away, but it turned out to be nothing more threatening then finding a podium for them to stand on while they made the press release.
So the five of them - four explorers and Andrew - stood around the podium patiently awaiting the time of the declaration. After a little while, Frelgrin spoke up.
"What I've been wondering, is where you got all the wood to build your houses and tools out of."
Yiffin raised two surprised eyebrows, the closest he'd get to acknowledging his colleague had a good point, and said "Tell us about that, Andrew."
Andrew, however, seemed just as surprised. "Now that I think about it" he said "I have wondered where we got all the stuff to build our homes from before."
"You mean you don't know?" said Frelgrin, in considerable surprise.
"Typical savage culture, that" said Shlump "Their simple minds cannot-"
"Do you have any personality besides one-dimensional arrogance?" demanded Yiffin. Shlump deflated distinctly.
"...I have a pretty strong ego" he offered. "Not much more after that really."
"I thought as such" said Yiffin.
There was pause. "What we we talking about?" said Frelgrin, cautiously.
"How the crabs built houses wit nothing to build them out of." said Freewater, who had gotten bored and was piling rocks for fun.
"Oh yeah" said Frelgrin. "Anyways, so you don't know?"
Andrew shrugged "All I know is that Sauvaxes come from the south with lots of wood every so often-"
Shlump and Yiffin chuckled amongst themselves. "Oh grow up you two" said Frelgrin in annoyance. "He only said 'wood', for God(s)'s sake. Please Andrew, go on."
"Yeah, well, they come up from the south with lots of materials and stuff, and we trade some produce for it. Thats' all we really know or care to find out."
"But you're the ruler of this planet!" said Yiffin "Surely you could find out?"
Andrew shrugged "Whats' the point?"
They stood in silence.
"Looks like the post is about to end again" said Shlump.
"Could we try and leave the goddamn fourth wall intact for five minutes?" grumbled Frelgrin. "Thats' all I as-
Then the post ended.
And so it was done. Frelgrin phoned home ("Can you hear me now? Good") and reported their success to the Coalition. Not only was Leritor and the Sauvax a good choice based on the qualities of the people and their willingness to join, they also produced enough food to feed two Coalitions on their own, and was located stratiegically close to a generally uncolonized area of space.
Once that was done, Shlump and Yiffin bickered and argued for half an hour, but eventually decided to hold the press release next to the crashed space-ship. It was, after all, perhaps the only interesting thing on the entire planet, which otherwise consisted of farms, and areas of green between them.
Even Freewater was able to help. Some people would consider this just cause to get behind something resistant to explosions and debries, and stay there until he went away, but it turned out to be nothing more threatening then finding a podium for them to stand on while they made the press release.
So the five of them - four explorers and Andrew - stood around the podium patiently awaiting the time of the declaration. After a little while, Frelgrin spoke up.
"What I've been wondering, is where you got all the wood to build your houses and tools out of."
Yiffin raised two surprised eyebrows, the closest he'd get to acknowledging his colleague had a good point, and said "Tell us about that, Andrew."
Andrew, however, seemed just as surprised. "Now that I think about it" he said "I have wondered where we got all the stuff to build our homes from before."
"You mean you don't know?" said Frelgrin, in considerable surprise.
"Typical savage culture, that" said Shlump "Their simple minds cannot-"
"Do you have any personality besides one-dimensional arrogance?" demanded Yiffin. Shlump deflated distinctly.
"...I have a pretty strong ego" he offered. "Not much more after that really."
"I thought as such" said Yiffin.
There was pause. "What we we talking about?" said Frelgrin, cautiously.
"How the crabs built houses wit nothing to build them out of." said Freewater, who had gotten bored and was piling rocks for fun.
"Oh yeah" said Frelgrin. "Anyways, so you don't know?"
Andrew shrugged "All I know is that Sauvaxes come from the south with lots of wood every so often-"
Shlump and Yiffin chuckled amongst themselves. "Oh grow up you two" said Frelgrin in annoyance. "He only said 'wood', for God(s)'s sake. Please Andrew, go on."
"Yeah, well, they come up from the south with lots of materials and stuff, and we trade some produce for it. Thats' all we really know or care to find out."
"But you're the ruler of this planet!" said Yiffin "Surely you could find out?"
Andrew shrugged "Whats' the point?"
They stood in silence.
"Looks like the post is about to end again" said Shlump.
"Could we try and leave the goddamn fourth wall intact for five minutes?" grumbled Frelgrin. "Thats' all I as-
Then the post ended.