The process was repeated several times, with the... other guy's... creatures seemingly getting bigger and bigger and scarier and scarier each time, but always ending up with the same fate of being impaled upon the spikes of little goblin-things.

Finnally, the bug-dude (or... other guy...) gave up, pulled out a lightsaber, and charged at frakutsk blindly.

Of course the... other guy... never realized that he was completely force in-sensative, and frakutsk knocked over the head. The... other guy... fell unconcious to the floor.

Frakutsk took the Jedi-thing (in a box, he didnt know what it was) out of the cave.

As he resurfaced, he found all the colonists happily doing their jobs without him, so he went into his quarters to open up the jedi thing.

As frakutsk opened it, a small creature crawled out. The creature resembled a hedge-hog, but had a HUGE force-aura, and was literally glowing yellow around the edges.

Frakutsk took an instant liking to the strange creature. As he stroked it, he felt its force-power surging through him.

Logically, Frakutsk named it, "Light-Hog". And resolved to take it wih him wherever he went.

The creature force-jumped on to Frakutsk's and danced a little jig. Theres something you dont see every day.

Frakutsk smiled a big, goofish smile and went out to see how the colonists were doing.

To his suprise, Frakutsk found that the metal pseudo-ground spread out farther then he could see... and some buildings were already being formed on it...

How long had he been down in that cave anyway?

Frakutsk looked at a large bar and willed it to fly up in the air...

The glowing hedgehog smiled (because, clearly, all glowing yellow hedgehogs can smile), danced a little, and then the bar flew up into the air, it was far easier for frakutsk then he was used to. Frakutsk smiled (because gungan jedis really CAN smile), happy with his little dancing, glowing, yellow, force-sensative, hedgehog.

Then, Frakutsk focused on the force flowing through him, as it did so, he floated up in the air.

Frakutsk laughed... "Nyahamuaha! Mesa Frakutsk!!"

Fraktusk then floted down again and patted Light-Hog.

Suddenly, another bug-guy fell from the sky.

He pulled out a light-saber.

"YOU HAVE STOLED TEL-HOGGY-HOG!"

"Uh... actually mesa got it from a flop-kingter..."

"YOU MUST DIE!"

The bug-sith circled frakutsk, his lightsaber buzzing....

Buzzzzzzzz......

Then, he attacked! Frakutsk pulled out his lightsaber and countered the attack!

NYOW NYOW CLASH CLAH!!! FWAZING SLICE, KERSPLOT!

They we in a saber-lock. But Frakutsk had Light-Hog to help him out here.... He drew strength from the force and won the lock!

*CRCHKZZZZZCHRICHZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! ZAH!*

Winning the lock gave Frakutsk the opportunity to slice the hilt of his enemy't light saber.

"FZZZZZZZZZZZZSLASH!!!! CRACKLE CRACKE... die....*

"Haha... mesa wins." Said Frakutsk...

"Yousa go way now."

And the bug-guy fled....

Then Frakutsk realized that everyone had been staring at him...

Like it wasnt NORMAL to randomly have a sith land in the middle of no where and start attacking you for no apparent reason...

Eh, whatever.

Regardless, someone started a cheer. Because every good thread ends with a cheer.

"Three cheers for the Gungan dude! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! Hip-hip? Hurray! "

That is, until everyone collapsed in a breathless heap... except for the guy who started the cheering, of course.

"Ok... so many that was a few more then three."

Frakutsk was walking back to his private shuttle, which was parked where the original ground had landed. The walk was significantly easier, having grown rather accustomed to the out-jutting tree routes and falling jungle-fruits.

It was quite magnificent, looking up through the clear city-floor above, to see huge buildings being contructed, hundreds of people buzzing about their work, Frakutsk read some signs...

"J U N G L E A D V E N T U R E S." Read one, interesting how quickly commercialazation of ANYTHING could take place.

A person looked down at frakutsk from above and waved. Frakutsk waved back. An entire planet in which you could look down through the side-walk and see a sprawling jungle of new creatures and plant-life... How very exiting! But Frakutsk was never the less eager to return to his home on...

(Does my character even have a home? Huh.... well... As i was saying)

Frakutsk was nevertheless eager to return to his home.

He finnally reached his personal space craft and said good-bye to the planet.

"Good-byesa strange plantses that wouldsa like to eat me."

"Good-byesa odd little egg creatures that run into all the traps, but always manage to escape."

Then, looking up, "Good bye-sa huge city-on-glass-above-jungle, or Cogaj, that has by now now spanned practically the entire planet with their inpenatrable..... wait..."

Frakutsk looked at his small space-craft, and then at the glass above him...

"HEY!"

...

The moral of the story:

Never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never cover an entire planet with glass until you are SURE you've got your space ship out from under it.

And flopknights is fun.