Mine only goes up. Damn Internet.

Actually, my council tax went up last month...

I know it was Zerka's fault...

Council tax? o.O

Enlighten me.

Nasty things the city council do to you . . .bastards.

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*sniffles* Yeah well... my penis looks like an Arby's curly fry. BUT I HAVE BIG BOOBS! *points to the two soccer balls he put in his shirt and the pom poms on his head*

Will someone plz fix my lolller skates?

sure but you gotta take a ride in the roflcopter so we can get to the lollerskate shop. you might want to eat a wahburger and some french cries on the way there since it's a long trip.

Long trip? bah. Let me put on my careface.

Stafoo.