You all suck.. Mine's straight.

Wow.

I am distressed. Zark must be hard at work.

hard at work making penises list to one side or hard at work breaking things in stores?

Both.

Haha. Hard at work. Haha. Wonder what his fellow employees think of that.

Fellow employees...if only... :(

Nevermind. You didn't get it.

I got it, but I decided to answer to the innocent meaning instead, because I have a huge penis.

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