Because last night I went to Target and picked up Resident Evil 4... when I went to open it this morning I was delightfully surprised by the fact that THERE WAS NO FUCKING GAME INSIDE!!!

And this is, of course, all my fault.

Yep.

You should be ashamed of your self, Zark.

I'm not. I'm ashamed that you people exist.

ha! Wal Mart sucks too .... we got a DVD tower yesterday, opened it up and the bottom half of the boards were all broken off about six inches from the bottom.

Although, that's not Zark's fault :)

My penis lists to the left, and I blame you Zark.

So does mine but I'd always assumed it was from the constant rubbing and tugging.

My dog loves me.

Too far.

That dog has gone too far.

Mine goes to the right.