I totally subscribe to that, except for...

"So, Corise, where are the fucking NIF nipples?" Wes Vos demands.

Wes is too much of a pussy to use a word like, "fuck."

Edit: And by pussy, I mean; a nice guy.


... who just happens to finish last.

Well, if he was taking the safety's off his starships, I figured he'd grown a pair.. :p


Edit: And by mean "grown a pair" I mean, "become more assertive".

Hey, he's plenty assertive.

Mind you, so are a lot of the women I've met in the past.


Edit: And by women, I mean Wes is a girl.

This thread is made of win, and I demand it be in the next showcase.

I agree. I love that we are well beyond the original point. So that when you click the thread "This seems odd, but..." you get some random stuff that seems very odd, but...

I was watching the Active Users page and I saw this dude registering the name, "Tranceeneseak"...

And I thought it said "Teenysack"...

*stares coldly at Beff and Omnae*

" The NIF are a force to be dealt with, have you seen how long their posts are?" Says Corise

" Shutup you #$#$@!" Cries Beff. " We'll turn them all on their own M#$#$#F@$#@"

Tycho turns to both of them, a concealed pistol in hand. " Its too late, we have already infiltrated your very souls."

*shoots smarts*

" Now with the 'brains' of your operation out of the way you are hopeless."

*Tycho is suddenly assaulted by milkshake*

Hey, hey, hey! How'd I get mixed up in all of this?

And why can't we all just get along? :(

ZOMBIE! *beats Smarts with a wooden plank, despite finding a chainsaw earlier in the game*

I'm staying out of this one.