Pants are for sissies. Real men don't wear them.

Nor underwear for that matter. :D

actually Grevious, Lester is the norm in my family... everyone else is just as messed up as him..

well, except me and my parents, we're only normal ones in the clan

Did anyone else thing "Strange Brew" when they read that article?

And Damalis, for serious, a book about Lester we demand!

I'm shocked that guy didn't die from alcohol poisoning... Cuz thats a lot of beer to drink on an empty stomach. o.O

I can't drink more than 10 or so in a few hours. Granted I'm a small guy, but I have a pretty average alcohol tolerance. What kind of time period was this over?

I drink Antifreeze. I pee blue, not that I can see it.

I'm a devout Christian and a drop of alcohal has never touched my lips.

But my spermatoza has. Explain that...

I don't know how to respond to that, so I'll pretend I don't know what you're talking about.