One day, Sam will be my girlfriend.
Real Men
You kinda said that out loud, Frank.
Do you plan to pee on her?
Now I've heard of not being able to hold it... but that sounds a bit extreme, if I do say so myself.
Has anyone else ever had a girlfriend that peed all over everything when she got drunk?
Question: Do you enjoy your free pee? One day...
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Only OS.
She's mite silly when she's on a kegger.
Don't tell her I said that.
She's mite silly when she's on a kegger.
Don't tell her I said that.
I don't drink beer, never have. So that disproves the kegger part. As for the rest, I will kick your ass in person later.
Now for my story...
One lovely thirsty Thursday, freshman year my roomie went out to a bar as she did every thursday, got wasted, and brought home a one night stand. I watched this one night stand get up in the morning and stagger around the room as if looking for something, before going back to my roomie's side of the room and promptly taking a very long, disgusting piss on the floor under her desk.
I was very, very pissed off. I am not one to allow my room to become a urinal, especially given how much I paid for that dungeon.
An hour later, my roomie woke up and fell out of bed butt naked onto the floor, landing in the puddle of pee. She had no idea what it was and rolled around all in it, in a hung over, still slightly drunken stupor. I saw this too, as I was at my comp getting ready for class. I had myself a chuckle, and went off to class knowing that my roomie rolling in her guys piss like she was, was ample punishment for her dirty deeds. Plus all her shit was soaked in urine.
Serves that dirty whore right.
Now for my story...
One lovely thirsty Thursday, freshman year my roomie went out to a bar as she did every thursday, got wasted, and brought home a one night stand. I watched this one night stand get up in the morning and stagger around the room as if looking for something, before going back to my roomie's side of the room and promptly taking a very long, disgusting piss on the floor under her desk.
I was very, very pissed off. I am not one to allow my room to become a urinal, especially given how much I paid for that dungeon.
An hour later, my roomie woke up and fell out of bed butt naked onto the floor, landing in the puddle of pee. She had no idea what it was and rolled around all in it, in a hung over, still slightly drunken stupor. I saw this too, as I was at my comp getting ready for class. I had myself a chuckle, and went off to class knowing that my roomie rolling in her guys piss like she was, was ample punishment for her dirty deeds. Plus all her shit was soaked in urine.
Serves that dirty whore right.
ha ha ha!!! That's fucking disgusting!!!