....Dump her?
*ZEUS SMOTE!* Anyone else want some?
And if she's really into that SIM crap you could always be one of those poor bastards who pay for the SIMs Online and cover her charge. But I don't even know if it exists anymore.
Help!!
That would never happen. I'll buy her a game but I'm not willing to pay a monthly for even myself, much less myself and another.
Porn. You should surf porn together. Two heads are better then one, or three... heh... You could come up with a free-porn archive to rival StileProject or SublimeDirectory... Imagine the cash you could pull in from those ad clicks...
Yeah. And stuff.
Yeah. And stuff.
We did once have an idea for a porn website called ... it was an interesting premise which I think you could probably deduce on your own...
She also recently had an idea for making a myspace "music" page featuring nothing but recorded sex noises. We've yet to come up with a band name; suggestions are welcome.
She also recently had an idea for making a myspace "music" page featuring nothing but recorded sex noises. We've yet to come up with a band name; suggestions are welcome.
Fuck Master Fuck and the Furious Fucks?
FMFF for short. Sort of like the sound you make when you're head is stuck between someones legs, clamped like a vice.
FMFF for short. Sort of like the sound you make when you're head is stuck between someones legs, clamped like a vice.
Tony Flow & The Miracuously Majestic Masters of Mayhem? Oh wait...
'The True Chrisitian Experience'
I can imagine parents picking that up for their children, only to find the first song is composed entirely of a girl screaming "OH GOD YES FUCK ME!"