Bart: Dang, them derringers are weak.
Nelson: POWERFUL weak.

Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak to a Mr.Snotball, first name You're-A

Moe: You're a Snotball?

Homer: What?! How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran.

Lisa: Good one dad.

God Telan...

They are never going to fucking believe you're straight.

They?

The US Army.

Dumkoff.

They can't ask.

Don't ask, don't tell.

The Greeks understood, long ago, the strength of a sexually liberated army.

Fag.

But when soldiers complain about the barrack decore... something's up.

Namely the need for a fashion make over! Make those grunts feel more homely.

At home? Or do you want the gay GI's to feel ugly?

vance knows all about the idea of 'serve and protect' and he's gay... just ask him.

Two kinds of dumb.