Do you keep it in the cup, or take it out? I don't wanna walk around with a big wet spot.

Take it out of course. But you could drap over yourself a towel, with a hole cut in the middle of course.

My wife would kill me for cutting up her towels...

Oh right...

My mom would kill me then. Fuck, I'm pathetic.

See, that's why you hide the towel under your bed. Or you could like, wear a pair of briefs or something.

Have you ever tried a "stranger"? I can never get it to work for me.

You mean, a Vibra....?

No, no.

You sit on your hand til it goes numb, then go to town. You can't feel your hand, so... its like a Stranger.

I think it's myth.

yes, a vibra...

I see.

Can't you just tear the hand off of a model statue and put the sock on the hand end too?

You are amazing. Brilliant!