Too bad there aren't any women who will simply blow in return for a sucking.

There are, but you wouldn't want 'em.

Trust me, I look better then that.

... and do better work.

Xion? They're really reaching for guest stars in the seventh season...

First season, seventh episode.

Volume 1, Issue 7.

No Ahnk. 'I' blinded you with science. If by blind you mean melt you at a sub-atomic level, then YES!

*pulls out his gamma-ray cannon* MUH HA HA HA!

There was almost a full page dedicated to potential masturbation techniques just now...

... not surprising, really.

Not to people on a Starwars site, it isn't...

Once upon a time...

... the whole community has become desensitized. Desanitized?

Indeed. Most of us are bachelors with excellent looks but little sense on how to attract/keep members of the opposite/same sex.

But we are brilliant....

We should go into politics.

Ahnk: "I propose that Kraker is a fag."

Demo: "I second that motion"

Telan: "Third."

Omnae: "I reserve judgment on this matter... fag."

Seth: "What is a fag?"

Kraken: "u r teh fagz!!11"

Gash: "fuck you"

Beff: "Anyone up for some mutual masturbation?"

Vance: "Dude, why aren't there any chicks on the board..."

Lup: "I'm almost a girl."

Taja: "WTF?"

and so on...