Darth Vadar attempts to rob pizza man
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  • Posted On: Oct 8 2004 9:30am
heeey, What is wrong with watching Fox news for entertainment? Just because I watch it doesn't mean I agree with everything they say and blindly follow it. I find them amusing, in fact. If there was no Fox news, what would I point and laugh at? Hyfe? Cuz I'm tired of that.... :b


Besides, how else then would we get to read about a pizza guy being held up by Darth Vader? I found the article quite amusing, it may be an inspiration for one of my future antics.


Funny how the incident occurred in Florida. Everything happens in Florida these days, they're always in the news.


And they shouldn't be afraid of the Dark Side. If it really *is* so powerful, then why didnt Darth Vader use it to make his own damn pizzas and counterfeit money?
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  • Posted On: Oct 8 2004 12:15pm
I don't think the Force is...*struggles to find a word* tangible enough to actually make physical objects. O' Darth could have used his powers to force the pizza guy to hand over his cash via mind trick though. Wait...maybe he did try that but the pizza guy was too strong willed. Hmm. Maybe he would have had better luck if he had a bunch of Storm Troopers blasting his car...
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  • Posted On: Oct 8 2004 12:24pm
He's got a point, y'no.
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  • Posted On: Oct 8 2004 2:18pm
Who does?
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  • Posted On: Oct 8 2004 6:31pm
Az.

Furry little fuck.
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  • Posted On: Oct 8 2004 7:25pm
Where in the mother Theresa did this thread spring from?

And why wasn't I told?

Wankblankets. . .
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  • Posted On: Oct 8 2004 9:43pm
THE BIG BUSH TO DO LIST


    [*]KILL FAGS
    [*]BOMB ARABS
    [*]THANK FOX
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  • Posted On: Oct 9 2004 12:56am
Shut up, Theren.
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  • Posted On: Oct 9 2004 1:50am

    [*]NO
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  • Posted On: Oct 9 2004 3:04am
Yes. And the period goes after.