Kalshion: I don't know who the hell you are, or what sheltered, podunk, ignoramus-ridden town in suburban America you come from, but don't ever try to talk shit to me again until you have an ever-loving clue what you are talking about.
Why the hell do I need to MEET Slaskia to poke fun at her for reading the propaganda that FOX News shites out?
Well, I'll have to say that the whole Darth Vader suit is an interesting idea, and the stun gun part is (almost)genius. A toy lightsabre would help, and maybe an oxygen machine for breathing effects.
I agree with you on the attack part, unless the article had flaws in it there was no reason to question why Slas would have pulled it off of Fox.
Though, the 'elder' bit is a 'joke' on Daemon's part. He hasn't role-played for along time, so you've probably never seen his stuff. His character is Emperor, an aged, old weezer. So... yeah.