Ewww, hot milkshake . . .

Bleh... hot.

*puts it back in the fridge*

*Takes it out of the fridge, and puts it in the freezer instead*

Ah! Don't freeze me! I will become an icy, sludgy mess! If you must, keep me in the fridge so I will be nice and Cool. But, ideally, eat me fresh after being made!

*sighs*

Milkshake...

*Takes Milkshake out of the freezer, and puts him in the microwave by mistake*

Ohh humanity

*watches Milkshake been exploded and enjoys myself in the excitement*

Poor Mr. Milkshake. Never had the chance to redeem himself of his looks.

*Cries*

How old are you milkshake?

Oh... its a nice age...