Happy Birthday.

Happy Belated B-Day *turns to Janand asks "Who is he anyway?"*

Happy birthday, man. Sorry we missed it.

Happy Post-Belated Birthday!

Happy birthday. Even though I'm a little late.


Actually, more like a lot late.


Well, happy after-birthday anyways.

Well. Now I feel slightly better.

Only slightly mind you.

Stil, tis better than nothing.



And my original post was slight exageration.
A few people did remember, but not many. Having no one on TRF remember was more understandable (but no less forgivable.) :P

I'm sorry.

Here, touch my wang.

If you put it in your profile dealie, it comes up and people are all like "happy birthday" cause then it looks like they care.

I did come up.

Thats why i was surprised one said anything.

I must be really hated. :p

On another note, you misspelled "here" to read "her". One might read into that as an admission that your long time love (read: crush (read: girl you're stalking)) didn't notice. And you could pass it all off as "Woops, typo...".

I'm on to you, buddy!

Oh. And Happy Birthday. I wasn't here.