Happy late birthday.

What?? I gave you a very respectful moment of silence in honor of my good friend Butus Nogoth (who happens to be terrorizing our little universe here).


Did you not get my silence?


:P


*imagines*



Butus: Pa, it's my birthday!

Pa: What do you want boy? A cookie?

Brutus: You're supposed to give me presents, Pa!

Pa: Boy! If you think I am going to contribute to the capitalistic rape of this country you been kicked one too many times in the head! Now get out and cut the grass!


Brutus: Yes, Pa! But I'm still getting something right?

Pa: I'll have Ma put something extra special in your dinner. Heck, boy, we might even give you desert!

Brutus: Thanks, Pa! You're the best!

Pa: Don't be tellin your 5 brothers and 7 sisters now!

Omnae, who told you I live in West Virginia?? (And more importantly, what sterotypes made you post the above post.??)

I only ask because your either very well informed, or a complete psychic!!!

LOL

Anyway. As it turns out, a major part of why my Birthday was ignored was because....

TODAY I GOT A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!

Yep. Although my birthday was basically ignored on the dayit actually happened, today after church I arrived home and was totally stunned when I walked into my kitchen and over a dozens of my friends suddenly popped out of suprisingly good hiding spots.

I should have known something was up when my Dad drove me about half an hour away from my house to buy some school supplies I needed (and he burshed off my suggestion to go to the nearby KMart with the line "KMART doesn't sell school supplies anymore.")

So in the end it all turned out very well. Omnae is also excused, because he obviously was celebrating my birthday in the only way he knew how.

The rest of you, with a few exceptions, will be added to my people to have "eliminated" when I become ruler of the world. Cherish what little time you have left. ;)

*Cherishes*

"K-Mart doesn't sell school supplies anymore"

That is classic!!

*Plots Future Assassination*

You live in West Virginia? Do you have any brothers or sisters?

That's like what, the 1100th black list I'm on now?

If I make it to 2000, I get a free flat screen tv.

1 brother.

1 sister.

Both younger than I.

ROFL, 1 0\/\//\/Z j00 /\/00135.

Actually, Isn't it 'Both younger than me'?

milkshake.. you're so hot when you speak leet.