Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Gotta love that quick reply.

It was incredibly popular when I installed it first on ezBoard. It's even better here.

When asked about WMD and Iraq, the White House representative cleared his throat and looked nervious, then said, "Well, Chuck Norris did visit once for a vacation..."

I never tried it, so I will now...

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Wow, it does work and very nicely.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Kach Thorton

I never tried it, so I will now...

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

*chokes*

That's the best one yet!

If Chuch Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuch Norris counted to infinity - twice.