Chuck Norris one liners

For some reason, these things have become popular once more during the last two weeks. I decided I'd contribute to that craze!

If you like Chuck Norris, or don't like him, this is funny: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

Both of those are classics.

My friend knows almost all the good Chuck Norris jokes. Its amazing.

'Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.'

I love the ultimate showdown. I found that a month ago on Compfuse. Unfortunitally, it was taken off like two days after, but I found it again via googlesearch.

Fucking awesome flash video.

Have the mp3 on my iPod.

fucked up, good stuff.

great stuff

DAMN YOU CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Chuck Norris is so hard, when he donates blood he declines the needle and instead asks for a bucket and a handgun.


My favorite.