In the closet, eating cookies and drinking your milkshakes. Why?

Maybe off wondering how the hell they got hamstringed into believing such half-baked scams.

Nothing like a good scam...

WAIT! I meant, damn.

Personally I was completely baked when I came up with this scam.

Or at least Whammed

Do you now what baked means dolash?

*pulls out reefers*

I do, i do!

*jumps up and down*

Maybe off wondering how the hell they got hamstringed into believing such half-baked scams.

Following the rules is "half-baked"? Doing everything correctly is "half-baked"?

Name one rule we have broken.

Rule One: All elephants must be blue.

I'll take that as a no Dolash.