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I spit milk all over my monitor when I read that.

*Eliminates the milk.*

Simon Kaine: Casually deflating terrorists since 1999.

Newbs...

Eh, everyone has to start somewhere, and there's no denying that Simon has been around the block more than once.

...can I just shoot him?

Not Kaine, the other guy.

I'll lift your bounty if you do.

He's bound and determined to blow up something.

Me, I would have asked for something a little more space-mobile than two-score land units.

Ridiculous.

Ah well.

*waits to see what will happen*