Writing things like that thread on a message board, Kraken, makes you seem like a child molestor.

Not really.

Yes, really. Only perverted sex fiends post such juvanille, pointless, shamelessly raunchy bullshit on message boards.

*has to agree with Gash on this one*

Cry me a river Kraken.

*puts on rubber gloves*

*gets his newly aquired truncheon*