I could have finished my damned 2k post and posted it without all that sleazy sex @#%$.

I disagree with that.

That wasn't naughty, that was tatics. Two different things.

Ugh.. generally only in the writing of men do women actually respond to statemant's like that... :-p a real woman would have busted her ass laughing if she'd walked in on that and a man said that to her..

Tactics... yes, every good fleet roleplayer has asked his troops to shove their forearms up the bowels of their subordinates at least once!

By the way, enjoy your award.

Yeah, thanks for the just now official notice of the banning of my other account. I was wondering why I wasn't notified earlier, either through Ezinbox, or by other means.

And no, not the actual shoving part, I'm talking about tatics in trying to smuggle in high yield explosives onto any enemy ship. Who would think to look in an enemies rectum for such a thing?

What kinda of soldiers shove weapons in their rectums anyway?

I mean... what kinda of Academy are they going to? Lady Heather's?

I would think a standard bio-scanner would pick them up.

It was a spur of the moment decision. I mean, where else would they put them? Dislocate their jaw, and eat them to where when they awoke all they had to do was either punch their stomachs, or let the interrigators do it? And I was gambling on the fact that Marth didn't do any scanning, just drag them straight off to detention.

physically checking the rectum of prisoners has been a standard procedure since the middle of the last century... and it wasn't uncommon before that... since things like lockpicks and such were regularly hidden there.