Yes, well your Star Destroyers are nothing compared to the power of the force. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to hide behind a very big wall.

The Jedi Order is not a threat to the Empire. To attack them only gives them validation as a threat. We've skewered their importance through mass media.



Now the Naboo political government could do with a Pro-Empire Loyalist Party in their midst. I mean, a monarchy is so clearly outdated...


Freedom for the people!

;)

True - we can simply install an Imperial overseer - - -I am sure the Jedi would make excellent slave laborers

Well, it would probably be better than the usual 14-year-old elected queen. Gods, if the national anthem is changed to some popular boy band song one more time...

Were I a Nabooianite, I would lead an insurrection just to stop such sordid melodies from being pumped out from behind the Palace walls. Slavery would be a welcome change to such horrors. The galaxy could finally unify in the quest to remove such music...forever

I'm with you, Telan. For the galaxy! For the people! For my ears, dammit!

Of course, if we did go to Naboo, we would surely bring along our Sith mas...err...advisors.

I thought Naboo was already ruled by an Imperial puppet...

I doubt it. Leia eats them. She bit leg of the last one right off.

Does she eat tarantula's aswell cus mines gone missing.