Joren Arden Captured - INS Exclusive
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  • Posted On: Dec 15 2003 11:26am

<font size=6>Joren Arden Captured</font>








Cornered alone in a cramped hole near one of his military bases, a weary, disheveled Joren Arden was seized by Imperial stormtroopers. He was only recently displayed on holonet frequencies within the Empire, a humiliating fate for one of history's most warmongering leaders.

The man who instigated and is waging a war of brutality along Imperial borders was unarmed when captured in a Styrofoam-covered underground hide-out, and did not resist, the Imperial military said. In the broadcast images, he resembled a desperate fugitive, not an all-powerful president who had ordered his army to fight to the death.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him,'' commented an attache to Regent Daemon Hyfe. "The tyrant is a prisoner.''

"He was just caught like a rat,'' said Captain Raine, whose ground forces staged the search and subsequent raid. "When you're in the bottom of a hole you can't fight back.''

Whether Arden's capture will curtail the Coalition's viscious attacks upon peaceful Imperial worlds, however, is unclear. Regent Hyfe cautioned that more anti-Imperial attacks were expected.

During the arrest of Arden, Imperial soldiers discovered "descriptive written material of significant value,'' another Imperial commander said, speaking on condition of anonymity. He declined to say whether the material related to the anti-Imperial actions of the Coalition or not.

Arden, who could face trial before the Imperial Ministry of Justice for war crimes, was defiant when top Imperial officials visited him in captivity hours later - people at the meeting said he refused to admit to human rights abuses.




<span style="font-size:xx-small;">Recently Captured Former President Arden is checked by Imperial Doctors</span>



The former President was taken to an undisclosed location where his identity has confirmed. Arden will now "face the justice he denied to millions,'' said Regent Hyfe, whose troops and intelligence agents have been searching for a quick and
decisive end to these brutal and vicious attacks upon the Empire by Coalition forces and allies.


Gloria Imperium!


- Commentary by Groder Stu, INS



<span style="font-size:xx-small;">OOC Note: commentary by CHRISTOPHER TORCHIA, The Associated Press, was the foundation for this thread.</span>
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  • Posted On: Dec 15 2003 11:28am
(OOC: you @#%$ rule Kaine.

Sweet Jebus, he's done it again!)
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  • Posted On: Dec 15 2003 3:54pm
OOC: LOL! HAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious SImon!
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  • Posted On: Dec 15 2003 11:50pm
OOC: It's not a joke, stupid.
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  • Posted On: Dec 15 2003 11:59pm
OOC: Isnt Joren Arden dead IC?
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  • Posted On: Dec 16 2003 12:01am
No. He's captured.
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  • Posted On: Dec 16 2003 12:03am
I thought he was found dead already, shot in the head or something...
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  • Posted On: Dec 16 2003 12:05am
Nope. Captured.
  • Posted On: Dec 16 2003 12:55am
From the Office of the Vice-President of the Outer-Rim Sovereignty

I find it shocking that the Empire who claims themselves to be above petty atrocities could commit such a violation of somebody's basic dignities and rights by allowing pictures of them once captured to be displayed to the public. I am quite proud to say that the Sovereignty has always and will always treat their prisoners with the respect and dignity they deserve.

I also find it surprising that Imperial Intelligence seems to have such a complete lack of intelligence. Joren Arden has never been the president, chief of state, prime minister or emperor of the Galactic Coalition or the Mon Calamari Republic which he formerly served. I'd suggest to Director Isard and the rest of her subordinates that they actually find some information next time, rather than making up a load of crap and publishing it so the galaxy can realize just how stupid they really are.

-Joe Strude, Spokesman for the Vice-President
  • Posted On: Dec 16 2003 2:37am
OOC: LOL!