Wow, IDSA has been extra busy these days. Today we have an Aegis Cruiser MK II battle ship up for … … donation to a charity? *stunned silence* Did I read that right? … yes … ok …

Ahem… that is correct. There is a fully equipped, sans starfighter compliment, Aegis Cruiser MK II up for donation to a worthy charity. What a charity will do with a battlecruiser is beyond me.

Place your calls people, looks like a free ship for someone.


(OOC: Cleaning the manifest, optimizing a bit. The ship is 800 meters, and is OSJ’s manifest if you wish to look. Will be donated to the group that comes up with the best lie about why their charity needs a battlecruiser. Good luck, each entry must be over 350 words.)


PS: This ship has recieved a coat of Shadow Paint, and no, you do not get the tech.

((Sorry, was half asleep when reading this post, didn't even see the 350 word thingamy lol, and no, these won't count towards 350 words...I'll post my actual response in a few hours...need breakfast just now...))

The freak show...

"That's right, ladies and gentlemen! GamorrCare is going on the road!" three holonet droids continued to swirl throughout the small, local hall in Corellia's business district. Three potential customers sat in silence, there large arms folded neatly over there bulging waste-lines. One nodded his pig-head, and smirked, his yellow teeth bulging from his slimy lips.

The Quarren speaker continued. "In three days time, we hope that a potential doner will step forward with a ship large enough to carry a staff of two hundred, and a crowd of over three hundred."

<img align="left" src="http://mywebpages.comcast.net/011311/Model.gif"> "Accompanied by the local nine-eighty-two Hutt modeling agency, the GamorrCare dental unit will be making stops in planetary systems such as Nal Hutta, and Ylesia." as the Quarren spoke, three Hutt females slithered onto the stage, menacing smiles, and leathery tongues in action. "Shake ya fat! Watch yourself! Shake ya fat! Show em' who you're workin' with!"

The three Gamorrean's roared with laughter, and cheers as the hutt's began vigorously vibrating, the fat beneath there leathery skin resembling the oceans of Mon Calamari. The Quarren speaker made a rude gesture, and grabbed one of them by the tale. "They're lovely, aren't they gentlemen? How'd you like to see that while one of our specialists are working on you. Pumping there equipment throughout those vast yellow holes that have plagued you for so long!"

"Among other models," he continued as the Hutts slithered off stage into a moist mudbath "the Max Rebo band will be making an appearance, accompanied by the lucious Sy Snootles, preforming Lapti Nek in the dinner hall."

The hutt models in the background seductivly ran the smooth, black texture of the raw sewage mubbath over there breasts, seductivul at first to attract the attention of the Gamorrean men that had listened so patiently to the Quarren speaker. It had become a strange sort of freak show, Quarren, Gamorrean, Hutt... it could only get better. And it did.

Three Twi-Lek exotic dancers burst from the crimson drapes behind the Quarren, rubbing there blue, and green bodies across him. He rolled his eyes.

He knew only one thing.... he better get paid good for this...

<font size=-2>[Note: Sorry, I can't think of anything more dirty. Hutt models are my limit. Good luck to everyone that applys for this ship!]</font>

*puts on mask*

<tt>Imperial Space

For the third time in as many days, the VISION Organization must report the sad passing of six of their loyal members. In a surprise attack that is becoming all-to-common in our galaxy, a VISION freighter carrying three key leaders and equipment for a new base at Durbillion, was ambushed and destroyed by disident forces claiming to oppose the VISION organization and their goals.

VISION strives to mantain the peace between several Imperial renegades and the New Order, the renegades being those who plan to overrun Bastion and do away with Regent Daemon Hyfe. Some say that these rogues are members of Tilaric Brell's now-defunct New Empire, hoping to do what their late leader could not and destroy the New Order.

To date, eight VISION transports and fourteen members of the organization have been destroyed by the rogue Imperial forces. The organization has reportadly begun employing mercenaries to escort their transports, but the forces are not cheap and VISION cannot afford to guard every convoy.

The organization had appealed to the New Order, as well as several key governments that still mantain naval forces, to assist them. So far, none have agreed to help the organization, and it is likely that this ambush will not be the last.</tt>

Only 210 words there Drayson, you need 350+.

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Wow, i didn't know Gue was so eloquent!

Damn, i think i know who won that!

Think of the children...

:lol

To whom it may concern,

I will be frank with you. TTR needs that ship. Our fleet has dwindled due to the war caused by one Seti Ashar. We are stuck with a fleet that is not even capable of defending a planet. We have fighters that we can not transport. We need that ship badly.

We have multiple non-hyperspace ships that have to be ferried by consecutive trips on two ships. Both of these ships can not be spared for such missions. These two ships are the largest we have left. We truly need that ship.

It will be used to keep our fighters from being blundered on by enemy forces. Already we have lost ships because of transporting problems. I ask you, do you have a heart? The people being killed because all we can do is let them sit and wait is growing. TTR has no shipyards because our Capital planet was captured by an enemy that wished to cause death.

Our people have been stranded for days as we scramble to get our transport ships back to them. We ask.. no, beg, for this cruiser. It will be used to bring our people to safety and free them from the injustices bestowed upon them by Imperial groups and pirates. It will further allow us to protect our citizens from people that wish to do them harm.228

You have seen the massacre that the HDE has called a victory against invading forces. You have seen that we lost one of our transport ships. We are stuck with two vessels and more fighters than they can carry. As it stands it will take us a long time to get the fighters back to where they are needed. We have one planet and that planet can not hold that many ships. We need this vessel so we can house some of the remaining ships.

We beg you to let us have this vessel. If you call yourselves friends of the galactic populace, then you will let us have it. Our pilots are dying out there. Please, we need this vessel. Will you let us have it?

OOC: Man that was hard to write.