Don't panic.

Christopher Storm

Message VX-590
To: Anyone
From: Christopher Storm

Begin Transmission

"To anyone that might be listening, I am trapped on a vessel in the middle of a vast ocean. I don't know what planet I'm on as I was kidnapped from my homeworld some time ago. If anyone is listening to this short message I beg you to trace this and find me. I beg...."

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transmishon
i've traced you your 3.9 ly from my location i'll head for your location

start distress call
I'm under atack from unkown ship's ahhh i'm gonna crash ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!.............................................

end distress call

mesage:
groan...oh im on a strange planet there are loz of temples i need help oh the lotery numbers yes yes doh!........any way oh no keep away help *blast!* you will never survive reastance is fuiltile...........................................

In other news, the Imperial Agency for the Regulation of Communications has declared a lock down on all public channels. Lottery numbers will continue to be broadcast through the Imperial News Service.

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hrrrrrrrr let me go! oh im in a prison help me ow get off me oh star trek...........

....... ............ ................ hel....p me or.....r.r.r i wi........... die he............ n................. a .........ip

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................ hel......o .............. ah thats beter lisen my engin is fried wich means im driffting a worm-hole *enters worm hole* where am i searching for habitable planets
planet found humaniod life from dected ill la........hang on pirats aahhhhhhhhhhhh firering missle *bang* more im being hailed"what gives you the right to enter our galexy" (im dissabled i cant fight him ill shut down and send a disstes signal).
help me now *blast*.........................................................................................

ah the news "hello and wellcome 49 dead 6 injurd and 39 missing in the corpert bomb an unkown nation attacked a trading convention 1 has been dected in the unkown tritories number vctc j45 o9754 (hey thats mine) in stock news vc up 2.5% bde down 32.8% the new order up 0.2% and istu up 100%" all fixed lets go *enters hyper space*home sweet what my home planet its red but how but oh no bde wo *crash*

comander kose, you are starting to become annoying.

Post something worth reading instead of spamming this thread.

Thank you.