A small Holonet broadcasting camera zoomed over a large audience of Humans, Neimoidians, Wookies, and several other species, each one cheering as they looked upon a large stage, a Twi-Lek woman facing them. As the camera slowed down, the figure of a human woman stoof smiling, her bright red lipstick standing out over her white clothes.
"Welcome to the Toni Post show. I'm your host, Toni Post. Do you love life?" she started as she looked around at the crowd. "I love life! And I love my job, but do you know why I love my job? Because I get to wake up each morning, and spend it with you." The crowd once again started cheering. "That's right, and I mean that!"
"Let's start off the show today by saying hello to our first guest, Manisa. Manisa, tell us why you're here today."
The red-skinned Twi-Lek sat back, twiddling her thumbs nervously as she looked out over the crowd.
"I'm here to tell my husband that I'm having an affair.... I'm also here to tell my friend that I'm sleeping with her husband..."
The crowd immediatly flung into a frenzy of laughter, and boo's. "Ouch.... Ouch that's gotta hurt. Well, tell us Menisa, and I'm sure we're all wondering," Toni started as she looked around at the crowd. "Why do you want to reveal this to your husband, and your best friend on Galactic Holonet?"
The woman sat up in her chair, still twiddling her thumbs as she spoke. "Because I want her to hear my point of view... I really want her to hear me, you know?"
Toni shrugged, "Alright, fair enough. Let's bring out your husband, Mundar. Mundar come on out!"
Once again, the frenzied crowd began cheering, booing, laughing, and throwing things at the stage.
"Thank you for coming on the show today, Mundar. Your wife has something to tell you...."
The redskinned twi-lek woman turned to her husband, softly placing her hand within his as she looked him in the eyes, wetting her lips. "Mundar.... I'm having an affair.... With your sister."
The man immediatly stood up, his chair falling backwards as the crowd flew into an uncontrolable frenzy of boo's.
"What? What you @#%$ @#%$? That the @#%$ do you think your problem is, slut? You're sleeping with my @#%$ sister? What kind of mother @#%$ @#%$ slut are you?"
"Would you like to meet his sister?" Toni shouted as the crowd began cheering. "Alright, let's being her out. This is Iloria."
The figure of an extremely obease Hutt blowly slithered across the stage as Manisa stood, kissing her passionatly as security held her husband back.
"Have you been sleeping with her?" Mundar shouted, trying to break his way through security as the bellowing laughter from the Hutt Iloria dominated the room. Manisa turned to him, wipping her lips. "Well, yeah..."
"Now, Menisa.... You've got something to tell Iloria, don't you."
Manisa nodded taking a few steps back from the hutt as it squinted it's eyes intently.
"Iloria.... You know I love you more than life itself.... But I'm cheating on you too...."
The Hutt immediatly sprang forward, her tail wrapping around Menisa's neck as Security bellowed forward, knocking the Holonet droid over. The show immediatly went off the air in a hail of static. Shortly afterward, a scrolling message appeared.
<marquee>"Are you a Homosexual Wookie, and you want to tell your wife that you've been sleeping with another man, that isn't even the same species? If so, contacts us at Holonet: 178-Toni-Post-Show, and tell us about it!"</marquee>
"Welcome to the Toni Post show. I'm your host, Toni Post. Do you love life?" she started as she looked around at the crowd. "I love life! And I love my job, but do you know why I love my job? Because I get to wake up each morning, and spend it with you." The crowd once again started cheering. "That's right, and I mean that!"
"Let's start off the show today by saying hello to our first guest, Manisa. Manisa, tell us why you're here today."
The red-skinned Twi-Lek sat back, twiddling her thumbs nervously as she looked out over the crowd.
"I'm here to tell my husband that I'm having an affair.... I'm also here to tell my friend that I'm sleeping with her husband..."
The crowd immediatly flung into a frenzy of laughter, and boo's. "Ouch.... Ouch that's gotta hurt. Well, tell us Menisa, and I'm sure we're all wondering," Toni started as she looked around at the crowd. "Why do you want to reveal this to your husband, and your best friend on Galactic Holonet?"
The woman sat up in her chair, still twiddling her thumbs as she spoke. "Because I want her to hear my point of view... I really want her to hear me, you know?"
Toni shrugged, "Alright, fair enough. Let's bring out your husband, Mundar. Mundar come on out!"
Once again, the frenzied crowd began cheering, booing, laughing, and throwing things at the stage.
"Thank you for coming on the show today, Mundar. Your wife has something to tell you...."
The redskinned twi-lek woman turned to her husband, softly placing her hand within his as she looked him in the eyes, wetting her lips. "Mundar.... I'm having an affair.... With your sister."
The man immediatly stood up, his chair falling backwards as the crowd flew into an uncontrolable frenzy of boo's.
"What? What you @#%$ @#%$? That the @#%$ do you think your problem is, slut? You're sleeping with my @#%$ sister? What kind of mother @#%$ @#%$ slut are you?"
"Would you like to meet his sister?" Toni shouted as the crowd began cheering. "Alright, let's being her out. This is Iloria."
The figure of an extremely obease Hutt blowly slithered across the stage as Manisa stood, kissing her passionatly as security held her husband back.
"Have you been sleeping with her?" Mundar shouted, trying to break his way through security as the bellowing laughter from the Hutt Iloria dominated the room. Manisa turned to him, wipping her lips. "Well, yeah..."
"Now, Menisa.... You've got something to tell Iloria, don't you."
Manisa nodded taking a few steps back from the hutt as it squinted it's eyes intently.
"Iloria.... You know I love you more than life itself.... But I'm cheating on you too...."
The Hutt immediatly sprang forward, her tail wrapping around Menisa's neck as Security bellowed forward, knocking the Holonet droid over. The show immediatly went off the air in a hail of static. Shortly afterward, a scrolling message appeared.
<marquee>"Are you a Homosexual Wookie, and you want to tell your wife that you've been sleeping with another man, that isn't even the same species? If so, contacts us at Holonet: 178-Toni-Post-Show, and tell us about it!"</marquee>