Broken.
Things had been bad at the end of his reign of Tholatin. In fact, he wondered what his people had done after the Dragons had escorted him off-world to be imprisoned. Had they fought back? Probably not. They would have known better than to have done that. Too many people would have died.
Destroyed landscaping, scarred by the tides of war. Nature taking root, slowly eroding the despoiled condition amid the remnants of a shattered society. A society that struggled to remember a better time…
..better times..
The tragedy was not that all of what this 'Prince' had built was being pulled down before his very eyes. It was not that most of his children would not outlive him.
"The strong fall before the weak."
The tragedy was that this 'Prince' still had not figured out he was the 'weak' and what his role in this little tale would imply.
Two Months Ago…
It was a bar. A rat-hole of a place but, really, rat’s despised it more than the patrons the observer mused. It was a human-hole of a place and it was amazing at just how wretched the conditions could be for continued human habitation.
Dirty, naked children ran around caked in the mix of mud and sewage that passed for roads in this hovel of a place and yet, the inhabitants still boasted as if they were standing around waiting for their Prince to suddenly show up and issue the call to arms. Where they would rise up and… and… what?
If there was one out of ten working ships and one in ten of those space-worthy, that would be saying something. If their maintenance controls were any indication, this town would have a fight of it to find clean water and would still probably lose. They couldn’t capture an unarmed freighter. But such things like logic impeded not these people. No, they were the chosen ones. At least, according to some of these lesser ones who wore their dribbling minds like a badge of courage.
Gone were those who had held onto their talent and escaped the Dragon treachery. Ground under-foot were those what would have been able to mold the collected emotional angst into an effective resistance, their families broken, battered or outright killed.
The thought was downright depressing for while the spark of defiance was still an ember in the eyes of these lowborn, at least they possessed enough self-awareness to realize that they would not have the first clue as to go about it.
Even the whispers of the Dragons and their enigmatic leader disappearing two years ago did nothing to inspire action, the shadow of their defeat ensuring that spark never evolved into a flame.
Their spirit was willing but the body of their soul was shattered.
“To Prince Kamon Vondersnatch!!” shouted a particularly grizzly patron, throwing a shot glass into the air spilling its contents before attempting to down it.
“May he reign in hell!” another continued, snorting out an obstruction from his nose and fingering it.
“There is talk that he haunts the hills around here…” coughed a voice seated around a dirty table.
“Well, at least he is in hell. With the rest of us!” someone else shouted causing a few guffaws from the smelly masses.
The crowd became subdued as a well-dressed visitor pushed past the swiveling metal doors. At least well-dressed in the sense that his camouflage colored outfit was clean and pressed and did not reek of industrial sludge and rancid tabac smoke.
The intruder stopped and a hand went to his forehead as he raised the hood of his camo pancho and stared at the tensing patrons appraisingly.
“Fuck the dragons!” he muttered and everyone exhaled and went about their business. He walked purposefully towards an occupied table in a dark corner.
“Could you have found a shittier place to meet?” he growled as he sat down at the only empty chair opposite the occupant of the table. The occupant raised her hood slightly, her eyes narrowing at the gruff visitor.
“Yes,” she stated simply and the man grunted a response.
“So, what do you think?” he asked as she handed him a datapad.
“I think I found the new Phalanx and we will be rounding them up in the next few days.”
“Royal Phalanx Guard Corps,” the man’s lips curled in disgust. “What a bunch of pussies! They didn’t seem to guard shit when his royal-fucking highness, their royal fucking charge was captured by the Dragons. I mean, ‘what the fuck?’ They all should have all fell on their swords at the dishonor of it all!”
“Just like your soldiers did for you?” was her quick reply and the man’s eyes darkened. It was not a pleasant memory but the man had little patience for comparing his gigantic fall from grace to the relatively, comparatively stumble of his fucking-highness-Kamon.
But, in the end, he smirked, “Fuck right! I should have had all of them shot when I had the chance!”
The man’s voice carried a little and a certain patron’s head came up and turned towards them. After a moment of indecision, the man planted his two meaty hands on the table to steady himself as he rose. Shambling over to their table, he glowered at the two of them through a mop of facial hair that would have done a wookiee proud.
“Did I hear you mention Prince Kamon?” he whispered out.
“Cum on, who?” the man asked, in a perplexed tone.
“Ka-MON” the native man clarified.
“Cum on, you?”
The man clenched his fists but before he could do anything else, the seated man slapped his hand down on the table.
“Oh, Kamon.” The seated man looked up. “What is it to you?”
“You were disrespecting him,” the burly man answered.
“So was the man who earlier saluted him,” the woman suddenly spoke up in a tone that was not challenging, only curious.
The large man could sense the utter lack of fear these two seated individuals displayed which unnerved him.
“That was only old Riley. I know old Riley. I don’t know you.”
“So?” the seated man asked.
“So, he was my King!”
“He was a fucking moron!” the seated man cried out in exasperation. As the crowd in the bar growled in unison at the exclamation, the seated man seemed to pause and think for a minute before pounding a fist into the hard wood table. “Actually, you all are the morons! I mean fuck! Who the fuck makes it a law to make the heir the youngest child as opposed to the eldest? I mean shit, you are worse than the Naboo with their child queens. Did it not occur to you dipshits what would happen when the heir was suddenly replaced simply because his randy father and mother couldn’t use a contraceptive? Or did they want their eldest to accrue the humiliation and resentment that comes from each sibling that gets popped out? And who the fuck gives a fucking child a political advisor? You don’t advise a fucking child! You tell him to stop sniveling, wipe is ass after he shits and send his ass to bed! You morons know that he killed thousands of you when he raged about his parents being killed but you still heaped praises on him accepting him as your heir? I am sorry, but you dumb shits deserved what you got!”
The seated woman gave her ranting partner a look of disapproval at his outburst. When the hairy patron stepped forward with clenched fists, he asked in a low, dangerous tone, “Give me a reason not to kill you right now.”
The seated man pulled down his hood revealing a thinning scalp of white hair. He simply sat there staring at the threatening hulk standing over him with an amused expression on his face. The crowd knew the bruiser and knew the visitor did not have long but one did not simply haul off and kill an unwelcome visitor, especially an unknown unwelcome visitor. Not when the prospect of brutal retribution overshadowed them like a shroud. The old man slowly stood up discarding the camo-pancho as he did so to reveal a rather expensive looking solid black jumpsuit-uniform.
The pressed, unmarked black uniform gave a quiet authority to the old man even as the lack of insignia or rank confused the crowd as to who he was supposed to represent.
Even slightly inebriated, the hairy man paused for this was not the usual rough-and-tumble circumstances one might find in a Tatooine establishment. No, the people here had been beaten, broken and their prostrate necks stomped on for good measure by the prevailing powers so much so that a cautious hesitation had been ingrained into even the most inebriated of minds.
“I am someone who is going to raise Tholatin up from the shitter it seems to have fallen into,” the old man replied with almost absolute certainty.
“What promises do you bring, old man?” scoffed a voice in the crowd, causing some to chuckle.
The old man’s lips curled into a slight grin as he pulled a flat handheld device from a pocket and placed it on his table. “You mean promises like this?” he asked as he activated the device bringing to life a hologram of an old inauguration speech given by a sixteen year old Tholatin:
"As of now, we will no longer be the Kingdom of Tholatin. From now on we are the Tholatin Republic, and we are a galactic power. A senate shall be elected to truly govern this planet. More worlds will be sought to join our Republic, adding to our number and our strength. I will represent the Republic as Chancellor and have no fear as I will still be your King, but I have great ambitions for us."
The teenage Tholatin lifted his hand in a fist, a broad smile appearing on his face.
"We are a great and glorious people! The galaxy will one day be freed from tyranny and strife, and it will be at our hands!"
“How’d that promise work out for you?” the white-haired man inquired innocently.
The inebriated man’s fists clenched not so much in a burning rage at memory of past failure but at the humiliating embarrassment this old man drew out of him with his leering grin. One punch is all it would take and he would probably kill the old man. His arms shook with pent up frustration.
One punch!
The old man’s grin stretched wider as if knowing what was going in his mind.
His eyes narrowed at the short-sided old man. One punch!
He exhaled violently and turned away, ashamed. It was not the first time a Tholatin was humiliated and it definitely would not be the last. Such was their lot in life after…
...after so much loss.
“Well, fuck me. A Tholatin with self-control,” the old man whispered in awe.
“DO YOU WANT TO DIE, OLD MAN!?” the man spun around shouting.
The bar had gotten quiet and tense, everyone realizing that if something happened to these well groomed visitors, another big ship just might appear overhead and burn them out of existence.
The white haired man turned to the woman, “Perhaps I spoke too soon.”
“I give him credit,” the woman replied. “I would have simply stabbed you in the neck with a spoon.”
The older man paused, a little puzzled, “Why a spoon?”
Then he shook his head and waved away any reply that might have come forth. Turning to the humiliated man, he stuck out a finger, “You think you know humiliation. Imagine how fucking humiliating it is for me to even be here, speaking to you. Me! And do not kid yourself, just because I am raising this god-forsaken planet out of the squalor you seem to have sunk yourselves into, I do not do it out of love for you fuckers. Quite frankly, I wouldn’t give a shit if every one of you just up and dies right here, right now. You are not worthy of my time or my attention…fuck, barely even my insults!”
“Then why are you here…” the patron asked against the crushing pressure to whatever self-esteem or pride he had left.
“Because, I know my duty,” the old man replied. Turning to the seated woman, “May I present, Ayren Nikkita of the Royal Phalanx Guard.”
The woman slowly rose as whispered conversation suddenly flared up. She removed her own camouflage pancho revealing a silver and red uniform.
The whispering died down at the sight of her uniform and the bushy native stared at her for a rather long time before his hoarse voice rang out, “They are the wrong colors..”
“Wrong!” the old man shot back. “They are the right colors! Wipe away the traces of the old regime. Kamon is the past. We are here to take you into the future…”
“You found Amarie? Andreas?” someone called out referring to the twins born to Kamon Vondiranach.
“They are no longer the heirs of the Kingdom,” Ayren commented which started people conversing all over again.
“Such as it is..” added the old man. “It took us a long time to find the new heir but we did it. It was high time that that stupid rule of yours was made to work for you!”
“What do you mean?”
“There is another heir?”
The old man considered giving them all heart attack by naming Heir Raktus as that heir but he reigned himself in. It was not their fault the Dragons burned their world to the ground. Well, actually, it was their fault but that was neither here nor there. Not even a respectable connection to the holonet system so how would they know what was going on. Not that concern for those things outside their world would do them any good anyway.
“Do you know how many people fucking Kamon Vondirandy slept with? Arai Heishi, Whisper, Syren, Katie Toran, Jade, some feline creature named Katrina something-or-other…” he turned to the Phalanx soldier, “how would that work? Damn, the man is an inter-species fuck-all!”
He turned to the crowd, “Anyway, we found another child. One that has not been warped with his fucking family issues.”
“What makes you think we will follow you?” someone asked.
“Not us!” Nikkita corrected. “But Princess Carlotta, King Vondiranach’s youngest surviving child. We have been visiting every habitation on this world to regrow the ranks of Phalanx.”
“So we can make war on the galaxy again?” came a bitter voice.
“Fuck the galaxy! So you can be a part of Tholatin’s rebuilding.”
“Why should we trust you?” the hairy man asked suspiciously.
“Because we are here to give you your fucking soul back!”
The bearded man gave a pained laugh. “And how do you expect to do that, old man?”
“Come outside and find out?” the white haired man replied cryptically. “And if you find my answer satisfactory, you will be the first one to join the new Phalanx. This world needs a lot of work to prepare for the arrival of your new Lady.”
The bearded man snorted at the wishful thinking but shrugged as he followed the two newcomers out of the bar, followed by the rest of the curious patrons.
Outside, hovering overhead, casting a large shadow over the countryside were two Victory Class Star Destroyers, the Redemption and the Dauntless. But their names were not important.
What was important were the small shadows that were leaving the hanger bay under the giant vessels….small shadows in great numbers.
“What are…?” the hairy man started, squinting.
The shadows were growing larger as they approached overhead, one opening it’s mouth letting out a shrieking cry that split the air.
“Monteradons!” someone shouted and the people began to break out in cheers.
The old man turned to the bearded man. “You got something in your eye?”
“Some dust..” he whispered.
The old man gave a shark-like grin. “Welcome to the Phalanx, son.”
Things had been bad at the end of his reign of Tholatin. In fact, he wondered what his people had done after the Dragons had escorted him off-world to be imprisoned. Had they fought back? Probably not. They would have known better than to have done that. Too many people would have died.
Destroyed landscaping, scarred by the tides of war. Nature taking root, slowly eroding the despoiled condition amid the remnants of a shattered society. A society that struggled to remember a better time…
..better times..
The tragedy was not that all of what this 'Prince' had built was being pulled down before his very eyes. It was not that most of his children would not outlive him.
"The strong fall before the weak."
The tragedy was that this 'Prince' still had not figured out he was the 'weak' and what his role in this little tale would imply.
Two Months Ago…
It was a bar. A rat-hole of a place but, really, rat’s despised it more than the patrons the observer mused. It was a human-hole of a place and it was amazing at just how wretched the conditions could be for continued human habitation.
Dirty, naked children ran around caked in the mix of mud and sewage that passed for roads in this hovel of a place and yet, the inhabitants still boasted as if they were standing around waiting for their Prince to suddenly show up and issue the call to arms. Where they would rise up and… and… what?
If there was one out of ten working ships and one in ten of those space-worthy, that would be saying something. If their maintenance controls were any indication, this town would have a fight of it to find clean water and would still probably lose. They couldn’t capture an unarmed freighter. But such things like logic impeded not these people. No, they were the chosen ones. At least, according to some of these lesser ones who wore their dribbling minds like a badge of courage.
Gone were those who had held onto their talent and escaped the Dragon treachery. Ground under-foot were those what would have been able to mold the collected emotional angst into an effective resistance, their families broken, battered or outright killed.
The thought was downright depressing for while the spark of defiance was still an ember in the eyes of these lowborn, at least they possessed enough self-awareness to realize that they would not have the first clue as to go about it.
Even the whispers of the Dragons and their enigmatic leader disappearing two years ago did nothing to inspire action, the shadow of their defeat ensuring that spark never evolved into a flame.
Their spirit was willing but the body of their soul was shattered.
“To Prince Kamon Vondersnatch!!” shouted a particularly grizzly patron, throwing a shot glass into the air spilling its contents before attempting to down it.
“May he reign in hell!” another continued, snorting out an obstruction from his nose and fingering it.
“There is talk that he haunts the hills around here…” coughed a voice seated around a dirty table.
“Well, at least he is in hell. With the rest of us!” someone else shouted causing a few guffaws from the smelly masses.
The crowd became subdued as a well-dressed visitor pushed past the swiveling metal doors. At least well-dressed in the sense that his camouflage colored outfit was clean and pressed and did not reek of industrial sludge and rancid tabac smoke.
The intruder stopped and a hand went to his forehead as he raised the hood of his camo pancho and stared at the tensing patrons appraisingly.
“Fuck the dragons!” he muttered and everyone exhaled and went about their business. He walked purposefully towards an occupied table in a dark corner.
“Could you have found a shittier place to meet?” he growled as he sat down at the only empty chair opposite the occupant of the table. The occupant raised her hood slightly, her eyes narrowing at the gruff visitor.
“Yes,” she stated simply and the man grunted a response.
“So, what do you think?” he asked as she handed him a datapad.
“I think I found the new Phalanx and we will be rounding them up in the next few days.”
“Royal Phalanx Guard Corps,” the man’s lips curled in disgust. “What a bunch of pussies! They didn’t seem to guard shit when his royal-fucking highness, their royal fucking charge was captured by the Dragons. I mean, ‘what the fuck?’ They all should have all fell on their swords at the dishonor of it all!”
“Just like your soldiers did for you?” was her quick reply and the man’s eyes darkened. It was not a pleasant memory but the man had little patience for comparing his gigantic fall from grace to the relatively, comparatively stumble of his fucking-highness-Kamon.
But, in the end, he smirked, “Fuck right! I should have had all of them shot when I had the chance!”
The man’s voice carried a little and a certain patron’s head came up and turned towards them. After a moment of indecision, the man planted his two meaty hands on the table to steady himself as he rose. Shambling over to their table, he glowered at the two of them through a mop of facial hair that would have done a wookiee proud.
“Did I hear you mention Prince Kamon?” he whispered out.
“Cum on, who?” the man asked, in a perplexed tone.
“Ka-MON” the native man clarified.
“Cum on, you?”
The man clenched his fists but before he could do anything else, the seated man slapped his hand down on the table.
“Oh, Kamon.” The seated man looked up. “What is it to you?”
“You were disrespecting him,” the burly man answered.
“So was the man who earlier saluted him,” the woman suddenly spoke up in a tone that was not challenging, only curious.
The large man could sense the utter lack of fear these two seated individuals displayed which unnerved him.
“That was only old Riley. I know old Riley. I don’t know you.”
“So?” the seated man asked.
“So, he was my King!”
“He was a fucking moron!” the seated man cried out in exasperation. As the crowd in the bar growled in unison at the exclamation, the seated man seemed to pause and think for a minute before pounding a fist into the hard wood table. “Actually, you all are the morons! I mean fuck! Who the fuck makes it a law to make the heir the youngest child as opposed to the eldest? I mean shit, you are worse than the Naboo with their child queens. Did it not occur to you dipshits what would happen when the heir was suddenly replaced simply because his randy father and mother couldn’t use a contraceptive? Or did they want their eldest to accrue the humiliation and resentment that comes from each sibling that gets popped out? And who the fuck gives a fucking child a political advisor? You don’t advise a fucking child! You tell him to stop sniveling, wipe is ass after he shits and send his ass to bed! You morons know that he killed thousands of you when he raged about his parents being killed but you still heaped praises on him accepting him as your heir? I am sorry, but you dumb shits deserved what you got!”
The seated woman gave her ranting partner a look of disapproval at his outburst. When the hairy patron stepped forward with clenched fists, he asked in a low, dangerous tone, “Give me a reason not to kill you right now.”
The seated man pulled down his hood revealing a thinning scalp of white hair. He simply sat there staring at the threatening hulk standing over him with an amused expression on his face. The crowd knew the bruiser and knew the visitor did not have long but one did not simply haul off and kill an unwelcome visitor, especially an unknown unwelcome visitor. Not when the prospect of brutal retribution overshadowed them like a shroud. The old man slowly stood up discarding the camo-pancho as he did so to reveal a rather expensive looking solid black jumpsuit-uniform.
The pressed, unmarked black uniform gave a quiet authority to the old man even as the lack of insignia or rank confused the crowd as to who he was supposed to represent.
Even slightly inebriated, the hairy man paused for this was not the usual rough-and-tumble circumstances one might find in a Tatooine establishment. No, the people here had been beaten, broken and their prostrate necks stomped on for good measure by the prevailing powers so much so that a cautious hesitation had been ingrained into even the most inebriated of minds.
“I am someone who is going to raise Tholatin up from the shitter it seems to have fallen into,” the old man replied with almost absolute certainty.
“What promises do you bring, old man?” scoffed a voice in the crowd, causing some to chuckle.
The old man’s lips curled into a slight grin as he pulled a flat handheld device from a pocket and placed it on his table. “You mean promises like this?” he asked as he activated the device bringing to life a hologram of an old inauguration speech given by a sixteen year old Tholatin:
"As of now, we will no longer be the Kingdom of Tholatin. From now on we are the Tholatin Republic, and we are a galactic power. A senate shall be elected to truly govern this planet. More worlds will be sought to join our Republic, adding to our number and our strength. I will represent the Republic as Chancellor and have no fear as I will still be your King, but I have great ambitions for us."
The teenage Tholatin lifted his hand in a fist, a broad smile appearing on his face.
"We are a great and glorious people! The galaxy will one day be freed from tyranny and strife, and it will be at our hands!"
“How’d that promise work out for you?” the white-haired man inquired innocently.
The inebriated man’s fists clenched not so much in a burning rage at memory of past failure but at the humiliating embarrassment this old man drew out of him with his leering grin. One punch is all it would take and he would probably kill the old man. His arms shook with pent up frustration.
One punch!
The old man’s grin stretched wider as if knowing what was going in his mind.
His eyes narrowed at the short-sided old man. One punch!
He exhaled violently and turned away, ashamed. It was not the first time a Tholatin was humiliated and it definitely would not be the last. Such was their lot in life after…
...after so much loss.
“Well, fuck me. A Tholatin with self-control,” the old man whispered in awe.
“DO YOU WANT TO DIE, OLD MAN!?” the man spun around shouting.
The bar had gotten quiet and tense, everyone realizing that if something happened to these well groomed visitors, another big ship just might appear overhead and burn them out of existence.
The white haired man turned to the woman, “Perhaps I spoke too soon.”
“I give him credit,” the woman replied. “I would have simply stabbed you in the neck with a spoon.”
The older man paused, a little puzzled, “Why a spoon?”
Then he shook his head and waved away any reply that might have come forth. Turning to the humiliated man, he stuck out a finger, “You think you know humiliation. Imagine how fucking humiliating it is for me to even be here, speaking to you. Me! And do not kid yourself, just because I am raising this god-forsaken planet out of the squalor you seem to have sunk yourselves into, I do not do it out of love for you fuckers. Quite frankly, I wouldn’t give a shit if every one of you just up and dies right here, right now. You are not worthy of my time or my attention…fuck, barely even my insults!”
“Then why are you here…” the patron asked against the crushing pressure to whatever self-esteem or pride he had left.
“Because, I know my duty,” the old man replied. Turning to the seated woman, “May I present, Ayren Nikkita of the Royal Phalanx Guard.”
The woman slowly rose as whispered conversation suddenly flared up. She removed her own camouflage pancho revealing a silver and red uniform.
The whispering died down at the sight of her uniform and the bushy native stared at her for a rather long time before his hoarse voice rang out, “They are the wrong colors..”
“Wrong!” the old man shot back. “They are the right colors! Wipe away the traces of the old regime. Kamon is the past. We are here to take you into the future…”
“You found Amarie? Andreas?” someone called out referring to the twins born to Kamon Vondiranach.
“They are no longer the heirs of the Kingdom,” Ayren commented which started people conversing all over again.
“Such as it is..” added the old man. “It took us a long time to find the new heir but we did it. It was high time that that stupid rule of yours was made to work for you!”
“What do you mean?”
“There is another heir?”
The old man considered giving them all heart attack by naming Heir Raktus as that heir but he reigned himself in. It was not their fault the Dragons burned their world to the ground. Well, actually, it was their fault but that was neither here nor there. Not even a respectable connection to the holonet system so how would they know what was going on. Not that concern for those things outside their world would do them any good anyway.
“Do you know how many people fucking Kamon Vondirandy slept with? Arai Heishi, Whisper, Syren, Katie Toran, Jade, some feline creature named Katrina something-or-other…” he turned to the Phalanx soldier, “how would that work? Damn, the man is an inter-species fuck-all!”
He turned to the crowd, “Anyway, we found another child. One that has not been warped with his fucking family issues.”
“What makes you think we will follow you?” someone asked.
“Not us!” Nikkita corrected. “But Princess Carlotta, King Vondiranach’s youngest surviving child. We have been visiting every habitation on this world to regrow the ranks of Phalanx.”
“So we can make war on the galaxy again?” came a bitter voice.
“Fuck the galaxy! So you can be a part of Tholatin’s rebuilding.”
“Why should we trust you?” the hairy man asked suspiciously.
“Because we are here to give you your fucking soul back!”
The bearded man gave a pained laugh. “And how do you expect to do that, old man?”
“Come outside and find out?” the white haired man replied cryptically. “And if you find my answer satisfactory, you will be the first one to join the new Phalanx. This world needs a lot of work to prepare for the arrival of your new Lady.”
The bearded man snorted at the wishful thinking but shrugged as he followed the two newcomers out of the bar, followed by the rest of the curious patrons.
Outside, hovering overhead, casting a large shadow over the countryside were two Victory Class Star Destroyers, the Redemption and the Dauntless. But their names were not important.
What was important were the small shadows that were leaving the hanger bay under the giant vessels….small shadows in great numbers.
“What are…?” the hairy man started, squinting.
The shadows were growing larger as they approached overhead, one opening it’s mouth letting out a shrieking cry that split the air.
“Monteradons!” someone shouted and the people began to break out in cheers.
The old man turned to the bearded man. “You got something in your eye?”
“Some dust..” he whispered.
The old man gave a shark-like grin. “Welcome to the Phalanx, son.”