Taken from: Cataclysm
Athan already didn't like this. If this mission of his was so important, why were so few waiting for his arrival?
I sure hope the Master Schemer got this one right. Thinking too long on the task at hand left a bad taste in his mouth. He just hoped he would taste as bad, if it came to that.
A pair of humans broke free of the small crowd waiting for friends and family to debark, one of them grabbing Athan's arm and guiding him away immediately. From the landing bay of the League public transport, the trio headed deeper into the spaceport, passing security checkpoints with as little difficulty as the flash of an identcard.
Neither of the humans said much; they appeared completely enthralled by the task of escorting the new arrival. “So . . . where's the delegation?”
“We're it,” One said absently, slowing to a stop, a faint expression of confusion flushing his features before he found what he was looking for and that burst of realization swallowed it up.
They were in the passenger section of another, less-public transport only seconds later.
“What? The three of us?”
“We traded diplomatic size for guns and bullets,” The other chimed in. “You do realize where we're going?”
“Of course,” Athan answered, swallowing with difficulty. He could still taste it.
Death.
The man caught Athan's little personal struggle out of the corner of his eye. “Obviously you've been briefed.”
Athan took a seat, following suit as the humans strapped themselves in. Apparently it was going to be a rapid takeoff. No time to lose.
“Those crazy bastards ate a League delegation. What kind of sons-of-bitches―”
“I'll be doing all of the insulting from now on, if you don't mind,” Athan cut him off. “It takes a certain finesse; if you try it, I'm afraid we might be joining our predecessors.” Like we're not going to anyway.
With the Reaver crisis consuming all of the Eastern and Cooperative military resources available, Athan was wondering where they had managed to find enough warships to escort them into this death trap.
Then he understood:
“This is Consular Vessel Peace of Tirahnn, to the MC90 Cruiser Mon Minntooine; confirming clearance for docking.”
“Peace of Tirahnn, you are cleared for priority landing, docking bay one.” The characteristic gravelly voice reassured Athan somewhat.
Still: where he was going, he doubted he would be able to rely on the thick shields and heavy guns of this Mon Calamari squadron for protection.
“Ambassador,” The pilot called from the cockpit as the shuttle touched down, “would you care to give the order?”
Athan gulped again, that taste of death refusing to dislodge itself. “Helmsman,” He shouted into thin air, pausing as he mustered the will to continue: “engage hyperdrive . . . destination: Colla IV.”
I am so thoroughly dead.
Most beings would call the formation a fleet. Athan knew it for what it was: security. The Colicoids were an aggressive, territorial species that cared nothing for the laws or intentions of outsiders.
And they were man-eaters.
Ryn-eaters, He reminded himself.
They dropped into normal space fairly close to the planet, far closer than this sort of uninvited arrival would usually warrant, almost as if they were planning an invasion. Almost.
Athan found the image of the ship's Gossam captain wearing a traditional Mon Calamari uniform with a Coalition rank bar and Cooperative identification badge rather odd, but shrugged it off as another byproduct of the Coalition melting pot. “Ambassador, you're up.”
Athan nodded, taking a deep breath to calm himself. He looked to the communications officer and nodded once more, as ready as he could be. “I am Ambassador Athan of the Ryn Clan Sahalan, here as a representative of your League ally, Tirahnn. Under the protections afforded me by the League Charter, I require an audience with your League representative. I will descend presently. You will not refuse us.”
His words were harsh, firm; but his own experiences with the Xi Charrians and his limited interactions with the X'Ting had taught him that he must not make the mistake of treating them like humanoids. The Xi Charrians had advised him to be bold and threatening with the Colicoid and he might just live long enough to get an answer out of them, and that was just what Athan intended to do.
Minutes later, his shuttle was descending under the watchful eye of Mon Calamari turbolaser turrets. They landed without incident, a group of the carnivorous insects already gathering on the landing pad's walkway. Athan was the first to depart the shuttle, the pair of Tirahnnian representatives close behind, about a dozen Coalition troopers taking up positions behind and beside them.
A wave of Colicoids rushed forward, issuing unintelligible threats and barring clawed hands.
“Eat me!” Athan shouted. “Eat me!” He yelled again, rushing to meet the insect swarm. “Eat me and die, bugs!” He thrust his hand into the air, pointing at the unseen task force in low orbit.
“You would dare threaten uz in our own zyztem?” The lead Colicoid demanded as he reared back, a set of clicks and buzzes accompanying his Basic, undoubtedly issuing orders to his subordinates.
Athan backed away slowly, keeping his eyes on the predatory insectoids. “I am here as an official of the fellow League member world, Tirahnn. You will listen to what I have to say, and when I am finished, you will be free to choose what you think best for your world. But I will be heard, and I will not be harmed.” The harsh, demanding tone with which Athan had been addressing these insect aliens lessened somewhat, and he asked: “Is there an understanding between us?”
The Colicoids had been slowly shifting their stances; Athan just now realized they were set to attack, arms ready to strike and legs ready to leap. He was faintly aware of the military chatter in his earpiece, coming from the Calamari ships in orbit . . . Lucrehulk sighted on the planetary horizon . . . escorts forming up . . .
The briefest buzzing from their leader's antennae shattered the tension, the coiled muscles of the Colicoids unwinding slowly. “You will not be 'armed. Your vezzelz muzt redeploy to 'igher orbit.”
Athan lifted a commlink to his mouth. “Captain, I'm going to need you to pull back five hundred kilometers.”
“Understood,” Came the public reply from the commlink, and then from his earpiece: “Are you certain, sir?”
Athan eyed the Colicoids, considering his options for the briefest moment. “Yeah,” He answered openly, “and I think it'd be best to maintain geosynchronous orbit.”
A few clicking sounds from the leader, and the Colicoids separated, making way for the small Coalition delegation and their military escort. Taking a deep breath and bracing himself for the challenge ahead, Athan nodded resolutely and led the way.
Still not quite dead yet.
They entered a small dome just beyond the Colicoid assembly, finding the one-room structure predictably spartan, not even a set of chairs for the Coalition delegation to utilize. The two Tirahnn delegates shuffled closely behind Athan, as if he might protect them should the Colicoids change their minds. Most of the guards remained outside, taking up station between the building's lone doorway and the growing group of Colicoids beyond.
Even so, some two dozen Colicoids followed their leader into the building, all but surrounding the Coalitioners within that room with no corners. Their leader closed the small distance separating his own people from the group of outsiders. “W'at do you want, Ryn?”
Jarvis made sure to make no sign of submission; to stand his ground even as the giant insect closed to only centimeters away; to look the alien in its eyes when he answered. “You ate an official League of Nations delegation.”
“I did no zuch thing!” The alien shouted.
“Someone did!” Athan shouted back, matching the host's tone, trying his best to ignore the carnivores surrounding him.
“No one 'ere,” He answered, his tone somewhat casual, as if his previous outburst had belonged to someone else.
Athan was beginning to get a feel for this Colicoid, the hurried advice the Xi Charrians had given him via Holonet transmission coming into focus as his own experiences confirmed and expounded upon the brief bits of warning and psychological insight.
These were bugs. Man-eating bugs. Intelligent man-eating bugs. But the application of that intellect is so alien from anything I could hope to identify with. He had to keep up this projection of authority. He had to make himself fearless in the eyes of the Colicoids, or his mission would be at an end . . . along with his life.
The Ryn ambassador pushed his face imperceptibly forward, his breath slow and steady despite the ever-increasing pounding in his chest. “You made a terrible choice in joining the League of Nations; they are not―”
“Choizz?” The Colicoid sneered, rearing back. “We did not chooze to join the League! The Empire did not come 'ere and azk uz to zign over the zum of our production capazity at ratez twenty perzent below average! The Empire did not azk uz to open our borderz to the likez of Carratoz, Atzerri, and a hozt of League criminalzzz!” The slurred word trailed off, and Athan took note of all the Colicoids' posturing, how they shifted as if to strike. The Ryn's own scant guard complement gripped their weapons firmly, ready to spring into action should the need arise.
“They are not so soft as to ignore your affront to their authority,” He finished, his voice remaining steady.
“They have no authority!” The bug shouted, his hands clawing at each other in a clear sign that he was struggling not to tear the Ryn apart. “No right!” He reiterated, his legs stamping uncontrollably. “Thiz is our world! Ourz! Get out!” He snapped, one claw flicking sharply off of another as he spoke.
Athan didn't move. “I have more to say.”
The Colicoid shrieked and began circling around Athan, the Ryn's guards bringing their weapons to bear. But Athan beat them to it, turning with the alien and bringing his hands up to the bug's face . . . along with something else.
The knife slipped easily from Athan's sleeve, finding the small gap between exoskeletal plates just below the Colicoid's eye. “I've never had to negotiate quite like this,” Athan said, his voice now strained. He used his free hand to grab the Colicoid beneath the jaw, leading him back to his previous position while keeping the blade poised to cut into the alien's brain.
“Do it!” The Colicoid demanded.
“If I had come here to kill you, I would have brought more ships,” Athan said, tightening his grip as he felt the Colicoid preparing to pull away. “If I had come here to die, I would have brought fewer.”
“What do you want?” The alien demanded.
“To be heard.”
“Get out!” The alien shouted, clicks and buzzes accompanying his Basic.
Athan shook his head. “We've―
“Not you!” He shouted, gesturing discreetly at the humans cowering behind Athan. The other Colicoids were already filing out of the room.
Athan nodded, leading his captive backward, toward the center of the room. “Out, now. All of you.” His eyes flitted to the side, not willing to take his attention off of the Colicoid for any longer than that. “All of you!” He heard the guards' boots reluctantly join the scuffling of the two cowardly Tirahnn representatives.
And then Athan was alone with a man-sized, man-eating bug.
He released the Colicoid, throwing the knife to the side. “You try to eat me now, and I'll let you.”
“Zay what you 'ave to zay . . . Ambazzador.” The Colicoid's legs collapsed slowly as he dropped into an awkward-looking sitting position.
Maybe . . . just maybe.
Athan wasted no time, speaking as he lowered himself to the ground and crossed his legs. “You've put yourselves in a bad place. You joined the League boycott of Imperial trade, but someone on this world . . . killed . . . a League delegation. Someone official; someone who stood before them as a representative of your people.
“You've made yourselves an enemy of everyone who could have been your friends. Take great care, or you may lose everything your people have built.”
There was none of the normal “is that a threat” talk from the bug; he simply scratched one claw with another and tilted his head to the side. “You 'ave a zolution?”
“Even after all we've been through together,” Athan glanced at the knife lying at the edge of the room, “you have so little faith in me?” He smiled, pausing for dramatic effect that was undoubtedly lost on the insect. “I've got twenty worlds' worth of solutions.”
Athan already didn't like this. If this mission of his was so important, why were so few waiting for his arrival?
I sure hope the Master Schemer got this one right. Thinking too long on the task at hand left a bad taste in his mouth. He just hoped he would taste as bad, if it came to that.
A pair of humans broke free of the small crowd waiting for friends and family to debark, one of them grabbing Athan's arm and guiding him away immediately. From the landing bay of the League public transport, the trio headed deeper into the spaceport, passing security checkpoints with as little difficulty as the flash of an identcard.
Neither of the humans said much; they appeared completely enthralled by the task of escorting the new arrival. “So . . . where's the delegation?”
“We're it,” One said absently, slowing to a stop, a faint expression of confusion flushing his features before he found what he was looking for and that burst of realization swallowed it up.
They were in the passenger section of another, less-public transport only seconds later.
“What? The three of us?”
“We traded diplomatic size for guns and bullets,” The other chimed in. “You do realize where we're going?”
“Of course,” Athan answered, swallowing with difficulty. He could still taste it.
Death.
The man caught Athan's little personal struggle out of the corner of his eye. “Obviously you've been briefed.”
Athan took a seat, following suit as the humans strapped themselves in. Apparently it was going to be a rapid takeoff. No time to lose.
“Those crazy bastards ate a League delegation. What kind of sons-of-bitches―”
“I'll be doing all of the insulting from now on, if you don't mind,” Athan cut him off. “It takes a certain finesse; if you try it, I'm afraid we might be joining our predecessors.” Like we're not going to anyway.
With the Reaver crisis consuming all of the Eastern and Cooperative military resources available, Athan was wondering where they had managed to find enough warships to escort them into this death trap.
Then he understood:
“This is Consular Vessel Peace of Tirahnn, to the MC90 Cruiser Mon Minntooine; confirming clearance for docking.”
“Peace of Tirahnn, you are cleared for priority landing, docking bay one.” The characteristic gravelly voice reassured Athan somewhat.
Still: where he was going, he doubted he would be able to rely on the thick shields and heavy guns of this Mon Calamari squadron for protection.
“Ambassador,” The pilot called from the cockpit as the shuttle touched down, “would you care to give the order?”
Athan gulped again, that taste of death refusing to dislodge itself. “Helmsman,” He shouted into thin air, pausing as he mustered the will to continue: “engage hyperdrive . . . destination: Colla IV.”
I am so thoroughly dead.
Of Bugs and Ryn
Most beings would call the formation a fleet. Athan knew it for what it was: security. The Colicoids were an aggressive, territorial species that cared nothing for the laws or intentions of outsiders.
And they were man-eaters.
Ryn-eaters, He reminded himself.
They dropped into normal space fairly close to the planet, far closer than this sort of uninvited arrival would usually warrant, almost as if they were planning an invasion. Almost.
Athan found the image of the ship's Gossam captain wearing a traditional Mon Calamari uniform with a Coalition rank bar and Cooperative identification badge rather odd, but shrugged it off as another byproduct of the Coalition melting pot. “Ambassador, you're up.”
Athan nodded, taking a deep breath to calm himself. He looked to the communications officer and nodded once more, as ready as he could be. “I am Ambassador Athan of the Ryn Clan Sahalan, here as a representative of your League ally, Tirahnn. Under the protections afforded me by the League Charter, I require an audience with your League representative. I will descend presently. You will not refuse us.”
His words were harsh, firm; but his own experiences with the Xi Charrians and his limited interactions with the X'Ting had taught him that he must not make the mistake of treating them like humanoids. The Xi Charrians had advised him to be bold and threatening with the Colicoid and he might just live long enough to get an answer out of them, and that was just what Athan intended to do.
Minutes later, his shuttle was descending under the watchful eye of Mon Calamari turbolaser turrets. They landed without incident, a group of the carnivorous insects already gathering on the landing pad's walkway. Athan was the first to depart the shuttle, the pair of Tirahnnian representatives close behind, about a dozen Coalition troopers taking up positions behind and beside them.
A wave of Colicoids rushed forward, issuing unintelligible threats and barring clawed hands.
“Eat me!” Athan shouted. “Eat me!” He yelled again, rushing to meet the insect swarm. “Eat me and die, bugs!” He thrust his hand into the air, pointing at the unseen task force in low orbit.
“You would dare threaten uz in our own zyztem?” The lead Colicoid demanded as he reared back, a set of clicks and buzzes accompanying his Basic, undoubtedly issuing orders to his subordinates.
Athan backed away slowly, keeping his eyes on the predatory insectoids. “I am here as an official of the fellow League member world, Tirahnn. You will listen to what I have to say, and when I am finished, you will be free to choose what you think best for your world. But I will be heard, and I will not be harmed.” The harsh, demanding tone with which Athan had been addressing these insect aliens lessened somewhat, and he asked: “Is there an understanding between us?”
The Colicoids had been slowly shifting their stances; Athan just now realized they were set to attack, arms ready to strike and legs ready to leap. He was faintly aware of the military chatter in his earpiece, coming from the Calamari ships in orbit . . . Lucrehulk sighted on the planetary horizon . . . escorts forming up . . .
The briefest buzzing from their leader's antennae shattered the tension, the coiled muscles of the Colicoids unwinding slowly. “You will not be 'armed. Your vezzelz muzt redeploy to 'igher orbit.”
Athan lifted a commlink to his mouth. “Captain, I'm going to need you to pull back five hundred kilometers.”
“Understood,” Came the public reply from the commlink, and then from his earpiece: “Are you certain, sir?”
Athan eyed the Colicoids, considering his options for the briefest moment. “Yeah,” He answered openly, “and I think it'd be best to maintain geosynchronous orbit.”
A few clicking sounds from the leader, and the Colicoids separated, making way for the small Coalition delegation and their military escort. Taking a deep breath and bracing himself for the challenge ahead, Athan nodded resolutely and led the way.
Still not quite dead yet.
They entered a small dome just beyond the Colicoid assembly, finding the one-room structure predictably spartan, not even a set of chairs for the Coalition delegation to utilize. The two Tirahnn delegates shuffled closely behind Athan, as if he might protect them should the Colicoids change their minds. Most of the guards remained outside, taking up station between the building's lone doorway and the growing group of Colicoids beyond.
Even so, some two dozen Colicoids followed their leader into the building, all but surrounding the Coalitioners within that room with no corners. Their leader closed the small distance separating his own people from the group of outsiders. “W'at do you want, Ryn?”
Jarvis made sure to make no sign of submission; to stand his ground even as the giant insect closed to only centimeters away; to look the alien in its eyes when he answered. “You ate an official League of Nations delegation.”
“I did no zuch thing!” The alien shouted.
“Someone did!” Athan shouted back, matching the host's tone, trying his best to ignore the carnivores surrounding him.
“No one 'ere,” He answered, his tone somewhat casual, as if his previous outburst had belonged to someone else.
Athan was beginning to get a feel for this Colicoid, the hurried advice the Xi Charrians had given him via Holonet transmission coming into focus as his own experiences confirmed and expounded upon the brief bits of warning and psychological insight.
These were bugs. Man-eating bugs. Intelligent man-eating bugs. But the application of that intellect is so alien from anything I could hope to identify with. He had to keep up this projection of authority. He had to make himself fearless in the eyes of the Colicoids, or his mission would be at an end . . . along with his life.
The Ryn ambassador pushed his face imperceptibly forward, his breath slow and steady despite the ever-increasing pounding in his chest. “You made a terrible choice in joining the League of Nations; they are not―”
“Choizz?” The Colicoid sneered, rearing back. “We did not chooze to join the League! The Empire did not come 'ere and azk uz to zign over the zum of our production capazity at ratez twenty perzent below average! The Empire did not azk uz to open our borderz to the likez of Carratoz, Atzerri, and a hozt of League criminalzzz!” The slurred word trailed off, and Athan took note of all the Colicoids' posturing, how they shifted as if to strike. The Ryn's own scant guard complement gripped their weapons firmly, ready to spring into action should the need arise.
“They are not so soft as to ignore your affront to their authority,” He finished, his voice remaining steady.
“They have no authority!” The bug shouted, his hands clawing at each other in a clear sign that he was struggling not to tear the Ryn apart. “No right!” He reiterated, his legs stamping uncontrollably. “Thiz is our world! Ourz! Get out!” He snapped, one claw flicking sharply off of another as he spoke.
Athan didn't move. “I have more to say.”
The Colicoid shrieked and began circling around Athan, the Ryn's guards bringing their weapons to bear. But Athan beat them to it, turning with the alien and bringing his hands up to the bug's face . . . along with something else.
The knife slipped easily from Athan's sleeve, finding the small gap between exoskeletal plates just below the Colicoid's eye. “I've never had to negotiate quite like this,” Athan said, his voice now strained. He used his free hand to grab the Colicoid beneath the jaw, leading him back to his previous position while keeping the blade poised to cut into the alien's brain.
“Do it!” The Colicoid demanded.
“If I had come here to kill you, I would have brought more ships,” Athan said, tightening his grip as he felt the Colicoid preparing to pull away. “If I had come here to die, I would have brought fewer.”
“What do you want?” The alien demanded.
“To be heard.”
“Get out!” The alien shouted, clicks and buzzes accompanying his Basic.
Athan shook his head. “We've―
“Not you!” He shouted, gesturing discreetly at the humans cowering behind Athan. The other Colicoids were already filing out of the room.
Athan nodded, leading his captive backward, toward the center of the room. “Out, now. All of you.” His eyes flitted to the side, not willing to take his attention off of the Colicoid for any longer than that. “All of you!” He heard the guards' boots reluctantly join the scuffling of the two cowardly Tirahnn representatives.
And then Athan was alone with a man-sized, man-eating bug.
He released the Colicoid, throwing the knife to the side. “You try to eat me now, and I'll let you.”
“Zay what you 'ave to zay . . . Ambazzador.” The Colicoid's legs collapsed slowly as he dropped into an awkward-looking sitting position.
Maybe . . . just maybe.
Athan wasted no time, speaking as he lowered himself to the ground and crossed his legs. “You've put yourselves in a bad place. You joined the League boycott of Imperial trade, but someone on this world . . . killed . . . a League delegation. Someone official; someone who stood before them as a representative of your people.
“You've made yourselves an enemy of everyone who could have been your friends. Take great care, or you may lose everything your people have built.”
There was none of the normal “is that a threat” talk from the bug; he simply scratched one claw with another and tilted his head to the side. “You 'ave a zolution?”
“Even after all we've been through together,” Athan glanced at the knife lying at the edge of the room, “you have so little faith in me?” He smiled, pausing for dramatic effect that was undoubtedly lost on the insect. “I've got twenty worlds' worth of solutions.”