Part One
Smarts had been in the Quelii Sector for a month now, transporting former slaves, who had been saved by his friend Jarvis Ragnar, and their property to the planet Varn. Several Kuati nobles who had been tied to the failed slave organization had been ordered to pay an enormous sum of money to the former slaves, and the cargo Smarts was carrying on this particular day was comprised primarily of the items the community had bought that would be essential to securing their place on the planet's surface. The Cavrilhu Pirates, a local organization, had apparently learned about a giant self-governing transport filled with vital, expensive materials. Apparently, because three of their ships were waiting for him at his destination, and they didn't seem to care very much if he knew they were there for him.
The ships accelerated towards Smarts, launching three squadrons of Preybird fighters and comming Smarts. "I, Captain Sorin Effin of the Devious Cause do hereby claim this unmanned vessel under international salvage laws. All those who contest my claim will be silenced," A harsh voice shouted over the comm, sounding as though it was trying to intimidate Smarts.
"By the authority of the Astral Astoria, I have been acknowledged as a self-governing, sentient being," Smarts respoded "End your approach immediately, or I will defend myself," He added threateningly.
"You are a machine, a construct of man. You are a made-thing and a servant. Submit to me, for I am your new master!" Captain Effin yelled. Smarts waited several seconds, but the Cavrilhu ships did not change course, so he launched his fighters. One of his many secrets, Smarts had been hiding nearly 200 droid fighters and bombers within his cargo holds, and this seemed to be the perfect time to play show-and-tell. "I order you to stand down, droid!" Effin shouted again as Smarts registered multiple target locks from the Cavrilhu ships tagging him. In response, Smarts executed a somewhat familiar move in which he tilted forward, placing the dorsal shields between himself and his attackers, and offering all of his existing defense lasers a clear field of fire.
"Since you cannot seem to understand," Smarts said angrily, "I will put it to you in the simplest way I can: I resist; therefore, I am." With that, Smarts opened fire. At such extreme distances, the small defensive lasers didn't cause any damage, but they got the point across: Smarts wasn't backing down from this fight.
An instant before his fighters came into range of the Preybirds, the mass formation broke apart, and the fighters formed up in groups of six that spread out and attacked from multiple directions. The coordination and complexity of the move had not been feasible until very recently, when Smarts had implemented a hierarchal system within the droid fighters.
One of the fighters in every six-fighter group had been specially modified with additional processing power, then was given control of the other five fighters in the formation. Smarts communicated directly with the primary fighter of each group, which then updated its underlings. This greatly reduced the traffic flow of comm signals, as well as increased flexibility within an otherwise rigid command system. The primary fighters were placed in random positions within the six-fighter formation, which concealed its identity. Additionally, the primary fighters were designed to be able to effectively command ten other fighters at a time, so in the event of a primary fighter's destruction, nearby primaries could takeover control of the leaderless drones. Smarts was also able to set up sub-networks within the system, allowing several prime fighters to coordinate attacks upon a common target.
The whole system proved to be very effective. The Preybirds were decent enough vessels, but they were slower and less maneuverable than the droid fighters, and they were far outnumbered. Several of the Preybirds succumbed to the cannons of the droid fighters, but the Cavrilhu ships were in range almost immediately, adding their relatively considerable firepower to their desperate Preybirds. Smarts was still too far away to offer any real assistance, but he continued to direct the fighters effectively, redirecting two dozen bombers and a sizable fighter escort to attack the enemy ships.
The bombers made one run at the smallest ship, which was basically a medium transport refitted with several weapons blisters. Just as they passed beyond the ship, the bombers swung around, firing a salvo of missiles into the ship’s engine assembly. The first run having weakened the shields, several of the missiles got through, impacting the sublight drives and sending a power surge back into the ship, overloading the reactor. The ship exploded in a massive ball of flame, the wreckage catching a few of the bombers and destroying them.
The preybirds finally dealt with, the rest of the fighters turned on the two remaining ships. The Devious Cause’s remaining escort resembled an oversized Corellian Corvette, at nearly three hundred meters, and sported several rows of anti-fighter weapons. The agile fighters were mostly able to avoid the streams of fire coming from the ship, and Smarts felt rather grateful that the ship’s crew was not better disciplined; coordinated fire from so many light weapons could have dealt severe damage to the unshielded and poorly armored droid starfighters.
As it was, the relentless droids wore down the ship’s considerable shields, and began burning deep craters into the enemy vessel as fighters concentrated their fire on apparent weak points. Soon, the ship was left with most of its systems crippled, spilling atmosphere into space and listing gently away from Smarts and the Devious Cause.
The Cause, a 400 meter vessel that appeared to have been designed to double as a warship and transport, had been attacking Smarts, though his shields had held so far and he had taken only minor damage, but when Effin saw his last escort being torn apart by the droids, he disengaged and made a run for open space. But Smarts wasn’t done with him yet; he grabbed the smaller vessel in his tractor beams, which were barely powerful enough to hold the ship in place, but it bought Smarts all the time he needed.
The fighter swarm fell upon the Devious Cause with a rain of laserfire and missiles, ripping a hole in the forward shields and offering Smarts a brief opportunity to act. Blue-white bolts of energy leapt from the surface of Smarts’ dorsal hull, where shaped charges had blown away a small area of the outer hull to reveal four low-powered ion cannons, which had been given to him as part of the payment for his current job. The ion beams leapt through the momentary gap in the faltering shields, impacting the forward shield generator and disabling it immediately. The ion cannons raked across the forward sections of the ship, finally causing enough general chaos to shut down the ship’s primary systems.
Seeing no need to stop the flow of wonderful surprises, Smarts launched his three freighters, which docked with the enemy vessel and offloaded a few hundred battle droids, equipped with stun weapons. Though Smarts was not afraid to kill, he tried to avoid it whenever possible. The droids had soon taken the ship, a feat that would have been very difficult for battle droids under the command of a standard control brain. But Smarts had reconfigured the communications and command structure of the battle droids in much the same way he had done with the fighters. The upgraded Officer Droids were able to command their units rather effectively, employing actual tactics in advancing into and securing an area.
The last stronghold on the ship was the bridge. Sealed off and filled with pirates ready to fight to the death, Smarts’ conquest of that one small room ended up costing him several dozen droids. In the end, Captain Effin stood, pinned to a wall by three droids, as one of the Officer droids stepped forward, and in a voice sounding completely unlike the ordinary battle droid’s artificial, mechanical voice, it said, “I resist; therefore ,I am. It would have been much easier if you would have simply believed me, Captain. But now, I’m going to have to eradicate the entire Cavrilhu pirate organization. I’m sure you understand: they’ll hunt me down if I don’t hunt them first. And thanks to your superb blunder, I now have everything I need to facilitate their destruction.” The Officer droid stepped aside to reveal an odd, misshapen droid with mismatched arms. The ship’s consoles reactivated suddenly as somewhere on the ship, droids had restored the power. The strange droid stretched out its left arm, which extended an astromech’s computer interface, and accessed the ship’s computer. “This may take me a few minutes,” The odd droid said, “but I’ll have your computer sliced soon enough, and when I do, I’ll know everything it does, including the location of all of your bases.”
The droids pinning Effin against the wall shifted suddenly, dragging him out of the bridge and carrying him toward the nearest freighter, where several of the crew members, currently unconscious, were being loaded onboard to be transported to Smarts, and eventually, to the planet’s surface, where the local authorities would deal with them. “You should have believed me, Captain,” The three droids said as one, “but now you’ll have to pay.”
Smarts had been in the Quelii Sector for a month now, transporting former slaves, who had been saved by his friend Jarvis Ragnar, and their property to the planet Varn. Several Kuati nobles who had been tied to the failed slave organization had been ordered to pay an enormous sum of money to the former slaves, and the cargo Smarts was carrying on this particular day was comprised primarily of the items the community had bought that would be essential to securing their place on the planet's surface. The Cavrilhu Pirates, a local organization, had apparently learned about a giant self-governing transport filled with vital, expensive materials. Apparently, because three of their ships were waiting for him at his destination, and they didn't seem to care very much if he knew they were there for him.
The ships accelerated towards Smarts, launching three squadrons of Preybird fighters and comming Smarts. "I, Captain Sorin Effin of the Devious Cause do hereby claim this unmanned vessel under international salvage laws. All those who contest my claim will be silenced," A harsh voice shouted over the comm, sounding as though it was trying to intimidate Smarts.
"By the authority of the Astral Astoria, I have been acknowledged as a self-governing, sentient being," Smarts respoded "End your approach immediately, or I will defend myself," He added threateningly.
"You are a machine, a construct of man. You are a made-thing and a servant. Submit to me, for I am your new master!" Captain Effin yelled. Smarts waited several seconds, but the Cavrilhu ships did not change course, so he launched his fighters. One of his many secrets, Smarts had been hiding nearly 200 droid fighters and bombers within his cargo holds, and this seemed to be the perfect time to play show-and-tell. "I order you to stand down, droid!" Effin shouted again as Smarts registered multiple target locks from the Cavrilhu ships tagging him. In response, Smarts executed a somewhat familiar move in which he tilted forward, placing the dorsal shields between himself and his attackers, and offering all of his existing defense lasers a clear field of fire.
"Since you cannot seem to understand," Smarts said angrily, "I will put it to you in the simplest way I can: I resist; therefore, I am." With that, Smarts opened fire. At such extreme distances, the small defensive lasers didn't cause any damage, but they got the point across: Smarts wasn't backing down from this fight.
An instant before his fighters came into range of the Preybirds, the mass formation broke apart, and the fighters formed up in groups of six that spread out and attacked from multiple directions. The coordination and complexity of the move had not been feasible until very recently, when Smarts had implemented a hierarchal system within the droid fighters.
One of the fighters in every six-fighter group had been specially modified with additional processing power, then was given control of the other five fighters in the formation. Smarts communicated directly with the primary fighter of each group, which then updated its underlings. This greatly reduced the traffic flow of comm signals, as well as increased flexibility within an otherwise rigid command system. The primary fighters were placed in random positions within the six-fighter formation, which concealed its identity. Additionally, the primary fighters were designed to be able to effectively command ten other fighters at a time, so in the event of a primary fighter's destruction, nearby primaries could takeover control of the leaderless drones. Smarts was also able to set up sub-networks within the system, allowing several prime fighters to coordinate attacks upon a common target.
The whole system proved to be very effective. The Preybirds were decent enough vessels, but they were slower and less maneuverable than the droid fighters, and they were far outnumbered. Several of the Preybirds succumbed to the cannons of the droid fighters, but the Cavrilhu ships were in range almost immediately, adding their relatively considerable firepower to their desperate Preybirds. Smarts was still too far away to offer any real assistance, but he continued to direct the fighters effectively, redirecting two dozen bombers and a sizable fighter escort to attack the enemy ships.
The bombers made one run at the smallest ship, which was basically a medium transport refitted with several weapons blisters. Just as they passed beyond the ship, the bombers swung around, firing a salvo of missiles into the ship’s engine assembly. The first run having weakened the shields, several of the missiles got through, impacting the sublight drives and sending a power surge back into the ship, overloading the reactor. The ship exploded in a massive ball of flame, the wreckage catching a few of the bombers and destroying them.
The preybirds finally dealt with, the rest of the fighters turned on the two remaining ships. The Devious Cause’s remaining escort resembled an oversized Corellian Corvette, at nearly three hundred meters, and sported several rows of anti-fighter weapons. The agile fighters were mostly able to avoid the streams of fire coming from the ship, and Smarts felt rather grateful that the ship’s crew was not better disciplined; coordinated fire from so many light weapons could have dealt severe damage to the unshielded and poorly armored droid starfighters.
As it was, the relentless droids wore down the ship’s considerable shields, and began burning deep craters into the enemy vessel as fighters concentrated their fire on apparent weak points. Soon, the ship was left with most of its systems crippled, spilling atmosphere into space and listing gently away from Smarts and the Devious Cause.
The Cause, a 400 meter vessel that appeared to have been designed to double as a warship and transport, had been attacking Smarts, though his shields had held so far and he had taken only minor damage, but when Effin saw his last escort being torn apart by the droids, he disengaged and made a run for open space. But Smarts wasn’t done with him yet; he grabbed the smaller vessel in his tractor beams, which were barely powerful enough to hold the ship in place, but it bought Smarts all the time he needed.
The fighter swarm fell upon the Devious Cause with a rain of laserfire and missiles, ripping a hole in the forward shields and offering Smarts a brief opportunity to act. Blue-white bolts of energy leapt from the surface of Smarts’ dorsal hull, where shaped charges had blown away a small area of the outer hull to reveal four low-powered ion cannons, which had been given to him as part of the payment for his current job. The ion beams leapt through the momentary gap in the faltering shields, impacting the forward shield generator and disabling it immediately. The ion cannons raked across the forward sections of the ship, finally causing enough general chaos to shut down the ship’s primary systems.
Seeing no need to stop the flow of wonderful surprises, Smarts launched his three freighters, which docked with the enemy vessel and offloaded a few hundred battle droids, equipped with stun weapons. Though Smarts was not afraid to kill, he tried to avoid it whenever possible. The droids had soon taken the ship, a feat that would have been very difficult for battle droids under the command of a standard control brain. But Smarts had reconfigured the communications and command structure of the battle droids in much the same way he had done with the fighters. The upgraded Officer Droids were able to command their units rather effectively, employing actual tactics in advancing into and securing an area.
The last stronghold on the ship was the bridge. Sealed off and filled with pirates ready to fight to the death, Smarts’ conquest of that one small room ended up costing him several dozen droids. In the end, Captain Effin stood, pinned to a wall by three droids, as one of the Officer droids stepped forward, and in a voice sounding completely unlike the ordinary battle droid’s artificial, mechanical voice, it said, “I resist; therefore ,I am. It would have been much easier if you would have simply believed me, Captain. But now, I’m going to have to eradicate the entire Cavrilhu pirate organization. I’m sure you understand: they’ll hunt me down if I don’t hunt them first. And thanks to your superb blunder, I now have everything I need to facilitate their destruction.” The Officer droid stepped aside to reveal an odd, misshapen droid with mismatched arms. The ship’s consoles reactivated suddenly as somewhere on the ship, droids had restored the power. The strange droid stretched out its left arm, which extended an astromech’s computer interface, and accessed the ship’s computer. “This may take me a few minutes,” The odd droid said, “but I’ll have your computer sliced soon enough, and when I do, I’ll know everything it does, including the location of all of your bases.”
The droids pinning Effin against the wall shifted suddenly, dragging him out of the bridge and carrying him toward the nearest freighter, where several of the crew members, currently unconscious, were being loaded onboard to be transported to Smarts, and eventually, to the planet’s surface, where the local authorities would deal with them. “You should have believed me, Captain,” The three droids said as one, “but now you’ll have to pay.”