The waves washed listlessly upon the shore of that Coruscant sea, the soft breeze of the city world’s universal season brushing across the two people. It was always exactly the same, always the same speed and temperature, a monotone wind which forever crept around the planet, spurred along by the planet’s climate control systems. It was something you learned to live with, like gravity; you always leaned into it at the exact same angle, and it never surprised you.
Except that day. Even as Theren reflected upon the sameness of it all, the gradual buffeting of an unnatural storm began to nudge in on the periphery of his senses; they would need to get inside, soon. “It’ll only be a few minutes, now.” He said.
She looked up at him slowly, smiling. “Just a little longer.” Her head came to rest softly upon Theren’s shoulder. “Just a little longer. Do you have to go?”
“Yeah.” Theren responded, without missing a beat. “You know that I do.”
“I guess.” She shrugged. “I just never thought that you’d finally be accepted. You’ve been sending applications to the government for so long, I never thought they’d put up the money for your tuition.”
“I guess something about me impressed them. Possibly my startlingly good looks.” Theren chuckled. “Pester anyone about anything long enough, and they’ll do it just to get you to piss off, I guess.”
“I guess.” The storm had started, the winds picking up pace and a drizzle beginning to fall. They’d had to shut down the climate controls, just for awhile; after a thousand years of holding back Coruscant’s weather, the weather had won and earned it’s day. Just one battle.
Just for a while.
“As you know, Mr. Gevel,” Commodore Shyle said, “Imperial Center, in light of recent events, has called for a review of all Imperial personnel in this fleet.” He cleared his throat. “This is a routine interview – everyone is being put through it.”
“This isn’t really a fleet, Commodore, after the pounding we took from Tilaric Brel.” Theren retorted. “And if you honestly think I don’t know why you’re interviewing me, instead of some Petty Officer farmed off of Tatooine… I don’t know what to tell you.” The man shrugged.
“Well, what am I going to talk to you about, then?” Shyle asked him, mocking his self-assured sarcasm.
“The reason that Uliek Del’Jaryll was promoted last week, and I wasn’t.” Theren stated, rather simply. The other man blinked at him once, then again, digesting the answer silently.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Gevel.” Shyle said, shaking his head. “This is an interview to review your fitness for the duty you serve.” There was a certain falseness to his tone, a telltale falseness that always permeated discussions between Shyle and Theren. A flatness that betrayed to anyone who knew either of the two Imperial officers a relationship which was less than up to Imperial standards.
“You mean a review of my fitness to fetch you coffee in my brand new post as Cadet?” Gevel sneered back
“You know, Line Captain,” He began, standing up from his desk, and staring out the window into the endless starry night of space travel, “You seem to have all the answers right there in that smart little head of yours. You’ve got a witty retort for everything I say. With your… talents, if you had the dedication the Empire demands of it’s subjects, you could be much more than you are.”
“Because, that’s how we measure a person’s worth, right?” Theren replied, voice awash in false empathy. “Your rank. How much ass you have, in the totality of your career, kissed, and the subsequent rank that equates to.”
“That is quite enough!” The Commodore said, taking a deep breath. “You sniveling little whelp. This is just what I’m talking about, this act, right here. Always had everything you ever needed, courtesy the Imperial officers who gave up their lives, but that isn’t enough for you.”
“The officers, yes, of course, Mr. Shyle. Not the enlisted men, right? Because this is the Imperial bureaucracy, and around here, you’re not yourself, you’re the color of your rank insignia and the size of your wallet, right?”
Shyle ignored him completely. “So you have to be ungrateful, and you have to thumb your nose at authority, because it makes you feel better. With all due respect, Gevel, Line Captain is typically viewed as a training position for Commodore. And with your attitude, you are just not Imperial material. Case closed. If you feel the need to spite me for saying it, so be it.”
“Don’t give me that act, Shyle. Since day one, you’ve had a problem with me. Since that stupid training exercise of yours!” The exercise had been an adaptation of a long-standing psychological analysis technique; each student was given a remote control, and repeatedly ordered to electrically shock one of their crewmates. “I wouldn’t lick your boots, so you despised me. Because you’re a pompous little man who gets his jollies the way he always had – manipulating his subordinates with his authority.”
“Obedience is an essential requisite of all Imperial officers, Mr. Gevel!” Shyle responded. “You wouldn’t even shock the man once! How will you take orders in the middle of a firefight?”
“Fighting the enemy and being a pawn for a self-righteous Commodore’s sadism aren’t the same thing, except in that head of yours, Shyle.” Theren grimaced. “You know I scored higher than Del’Jaryll on every aptitude test. You know I’m a better officer, you know I perform my duties better than he does. But you’ve hated me from day one, Shyle, because I wouldn’t be your lap dog. You’ve been itching for a way to get back at me for showing you up at the demonstration to Vice-Admiral Vikar, for not being a perfect carbon copy of you and kissing your feet every step of the way. And now, you’ve got your chance to finally say it, and say it loud.”
“And what’s that?”
“The thing you’ve been just itching to tell me all this time, so that you can hold up my head to show everyone on this ship just what a fine son of a @#%$ you are. A head on a pike always earns the respect of the unwashed masses, eh? Worked for Luke Skywalker. Why wouldn’t it work for some washed-up Commodore from upper-class Munilist sent to live out the rest of his service in the ass-end of the galaxy?”
Shyle was rapidly losing his composure. “I’ll have you court marshaled, Gevel. This is insubordination.”
“Last I checked, Imperial Command didn’t take kindly to the kind of sadist games you play, Shyle. How would Vice-Admiral Vikar react upon learning about your fun with electric shocks? Or how you purposely downplay the abilities of your inferiors during demonstrations to make sure you look like the Emperor reborn and they aren’t promoted?”
Commodore Shyle finally slammed the file shut with a resounding bang, staring furiously at Line Captain Theren Gevel. “That is entire enough, Line Captain Gevel!” He shouted. He took another steadying breath. “We’ve been given our assignment. We’re to resecure Dantooine. After that, you’re dismissed of duties. We’re dropping you off at Coruscant.”
“Wonderful.”
Shyle continued to shake his head, as Theren stood and walked towards the door. “Gevel.” He said. “I've never seen anyone so insubordinate. What the hell were you before you were an officer?”
Theren snorted, smirking. “Just a history teacher.”
Except that day. Even as Theren reflected upon the sameness of it all, the gradual buffeting of an unnatural storm began to nudge in on the periphery of his senses; they would need to get inside, soon. “It’ll only be a few minutes, now.” He said.
She looked up at him slowly, smiling. “Just a little longer.” Her head came to rest softly upon Theren’s shoulder. “Just a little longer. Do you have to go?”
“Yeah.” Theren responded, without missing a beat. “You know that I do.”
“I guess.” She shrugged. “I just never thought that you’d finally be accepted. You’ve been sending applications to the government for so long, I never thought they’d put up the money for your tuition.”
“I guess something about me impressed them. Possibly my startlingly good looks.” Theren chuckled. “Pester anyone about anything long enough, and they’ll do it just to get you to piss off, I guess.”
“I guess.” The storm had started, the winds picking up pace and a drizzle beginning to fall. They’d had to shut down the climate controls, just for awhile; after a thousand years of holding back Coruscant’s weather, the weather had won and earned it’s day. Just one battle.
Just for a while.
* * * * *
“As you know, Mr. Gevel,” Commodore Shyle said, “Imperial Center, in light of recent events, has called for a review of all Imperial personnel in this fleet.” He cleared his throat. “This is a routine interview – everyone is being put through it.”
“This isn’t really a fleet, Commodore, after the pounding we took from Tilaric Brel.” Theren retorted. “And if you honestly think I don’t know why you’re interviewing me, instead of some Petty Officer farmed off of Tatooine… I don’t know what to tell you.” The man shrugged.
“Well, what am I going to talk to you about, then?” Shyle asked him, mocking his self-assured sarcasm.
“The reason that Uliek Del’Jaryll was promoted last week, and I wasn’t.” Theren stated, rather simply. The other man blinked at him once, then again, digesting the answer silently.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Gevel.” Shyle said, shaking his head. “This is an interview to review your fitness for the duty you serve.” There was a certain falseness to his tone, a telltale falseness that always permeated discussions between Shyle and Theren. A flatness that betrayed to anyone who knew either of the two Imperial officers a relationship which was less than up to Imperial standards.
“You mean a review of my fitness to fetch you coffee in my brand new post as Cadet?” Gevel sneered back
“You know, Line Captain,” He began, standing up from his desk, and staring out the window into the endless starry night of space travel, “You seem to have all the answers right there in that smart little head of yours. You’ve got a witty retort for everything I say. With your… talents, if you had the dedication the Empire demands of it’s subjects, you could be much more than you are.”
“Because, that’s how we measure a person’s worth, right?” Theren replied, voice awash in false empathy. “Your rank. How much ass you have, in the totality of your career, kissed, and the subsequent rank that equates to.”
“That is quite enough!” The Commodore said, taking a deep breath. “You sniveling little whelp. This is just what I’m talking about, this act, right here. Always had everything you ever needed, courtesy the Imperial officers who gave up their lives, but that isn’t enough for you.”
“The officers, yes, of course, Mr. Shyle. Not the enlisted men, right? Because this is the Imperial bureaucracy, and around here, you’re not yourself, you’re the color of your rank insignia and the size of your wallet, right?”
Shyle ignored him completely. “So you have to be ungrateful, and you have to thumb your nose at authority, because it makes you feel better. With all due respect, Gevel, Line Captain is typically viewed as a training position for Commodore. And with your attitude, you are just not Imperial material. Case closed. If you feel the need to spite me for saying it, so be it.”
“Don’t give me that act, Shyle. Since day one, you’ve had a problem with me. Since that stupid training exercise of yours!” The exercise had been an adaptation of a long-standing psychological analysis technique; each student was given a remote control, and repeatedly ordered to electrically shock one of their crewmates. “I wouldn’t lick your boots, so you despised me. Because you’re a pompous little man who gets his jollies the way he always had – manipulating his subordinates with his authority.”
“Obedience is an essential requisite of all Imperial officers, Mr. Gevel!” Shyle responded. “You wouldn’t even shock the man once! How will you take orders in the middle of a firefight?”
“Fighting the enemy and being a pawn for a self-righteous Commodore’s sadism aren’t the same thing, except in that head of yours, Shyle.” Theren grimaced. “You know I scored higher than Del’Jaryll on every aptitude test. You know I’m a better officer, you know I perform my duties better than he does. But you’ve hated me from day one, Shyle, because I wouldn’t be your lap dog. You’ve been itching for a way to get back at me for showing you up at the demonstration to Vice-Admiral Vikar, for not being a perfect carbon copy of you and kissing your feet every step of the way. And now, you’ve got your chance to finally say it, and say it loud.”
“And what’s that?”
“The thing you’ve been just itching to tell me all this time, so that you can hold up my head to show everyone on this ship just what a fine son of a @#%$ you are. A head on a pike always earns the respect of the unwashed masses, eh? Worked for Luke Skywalker. Why wouldn’t it work for some washed-up Commodore from upper-class Munilist sent to live out the rest of his service in the ass-end of the galaxy?”
Shyle was rapidly losing his composure. “I’ll have you court marshaled, Gevel. This is insubordination.”
“Last I checked, Imperial Command didn’t take kindly to the kind of sadist games you play, Shyle. How would Vice-Admiral Vikar react upon learning about your fun with electric shocks? Or how you purposely downplay the abilities of your inferiors during demonstrations to make sure you look like the Emperor reborn and they aren’t promoted?”
Commodore Shyle finally slammed the file shut with a resounding bang, staring furiously at Line Captain Theren Gevel. “That is entire enough, Line Captain Gevel!” He shouted. He took another steadying breath. “We’ve been given our assignment. We’re to resecure Dantooine. After that, you’re dismissed of duties. We’re dropping you off at Coruscant.”
“Wonderful.”
Shyle continued to shake his head, as Theren stood and walked towards the door. “Gevel.” He said. “I've never seen anyone so insubordinate. What the hell were you before you were an officer?”
Theren snorted, smirking. “Just a history teacher.”