“This is ridiculous!” Erek Joron was Teth's senior diplomatic envoy, and he had been assigned―quite obviously against his will―to the Cooperative relief force, apparently with orders to accommodate its needs whenever possible. “You're turning the outer system into a garbage heap!”
Athan sighed. He'd had more than a fair share of trouble from this particular human already. . . though if he were honest, the Ryn would have to admit that he hadn't done much himself to smooth things over. “I've already been over this with you. This fleet was assembled over the course of two weeks from every corner of the galaxy. We've got ships from every region of the Coalition, a host of independent Quelli Sector worlds, trading partners and allies running from one side of the galaxy to the other. We grabbed everything that wasn't bolted down or physically in someone's hand, and then we made the jump here. We've been sorting as we go since the first shipment left the fleet. However crowded you may think Teth is, we don't have any kind of planet to unpack on; this fleet has become our home. These ships have become our livelihoods. We've been digging supplies and equipment out of our storage bays that haven't felt a natural breeze in decades.
“Organizing the fleet is generating an inordinate amount of waste, and we need somewhere to put it. I hear space is pretty good at holding stuff, so that's where it's all going. I've already sent notifications to you and your government about a cleanup plan that will have this whole mess gone in less than a week; I know how touchy you people are about your empty space, but all I'm asking for―no, no: I'm telling you. . . we need a few days. Go do something important, and let me get back to my job.” Athan turned and walked away, leaving the ambassador from Teth standing outside of his shuttle.
“Boss, Boss!” Athan turned toward the screaming Ryn who was running at him from across the docking bay. “We've got a problem with the number two sublight engine.”
“Uhh, talk to Eryl, she's taken over ship's operations until I can get back to normal duties.” Despite his unofficially official super powers granted by Ambassador Traan Shi, ambassador Athan was still Cief of Operations for this particular manufacturing ship, meaning he was responsible when something broke and the maintenance guys couldn't figure out how to fix it.
“Yeah, that's the thing: she doesn't know how to handle this. We've called guys over from half a dozen ships, and none of them can figure out what's wrong. We've replaced half the components already and we're still not getting anything out of it.”
Athan was shaking his head in frustration. He had work to do. “Leave it. We'll run with an engine down.”
“We need it to maintain our holding pattern around the waste dump.”
“Yeah, well I've got to go bargain with a half-dozen Squibs about reclamation rights for that waste dump, or we're never going to get it out of here, and for whatever reason, Teth has apparently reserved this particular space for being . . . spacious, so we've got to clean this place up before we get shot by our own allies for dirtying up―nothingness.” The other Ryn wasn't impressed by Athan's whining. “Argh, I'll take care of it. How long do I have?”
“Umm, about three hours before we get in anybody else's way.”
Athan nodded, glanced around, and then his eyes brightened slightly. “You got a datapad for me?”
The Ryn grew unnecessarily confused, then nodded, digging in his pockets. “Oh, specs? Yeah, here.”
Athan took the datapad from the worker, glancing over it as he walked away. “I'll be right back.”
He was headed for another shuttle, or more precisely the overgrown rats who were standing at the base of its boarding ramp. “Minister! Minister!” Why and how some random manufacturing ship had apparently become the diplomatic center of the Ryn fleet was a question Athan didn't have time to think about at the moment (though if he were a less humble man, perhaps he would have realized that it had a great deal to do with the fact that this was his own home-ship).
The cheerful Chadra-Fan and his entourage turned toward the screaming Ryn. “Ambassador! How good to see you! What can I and my fine people do for you today?”
Athan came to a stop. “Heh, do you like 3-D puzzles?”
The question took the Chadra-Fan off-guard. “Umm, well . . .”
“Because I've got a, erm . . .” Athan glanced back at the datapad, “Mark III Tri-Star Ion Engine that needs to be solved.”
“Tri-Star, eh?” One good thing to know about the Chadra-Fan: they can't resist an opportunity to bury their short arms up to the shoulders in a piece of machinery. “They haven't been in production since . . . before I was born . . .”
“I know this is out of the ordinary, but . . . you're here, and I'm sure you're scheduled for a meeting with our esteemed colleague from Teth, over there,” Athan pointed toward the Teth ambassador's shuttle. “So I know you aren't in a hurry to get to where you're going.”
“Tri-Star built some pretty ion engines, that's for sure. Well, I suppose we could take a look at it, at least. Any objections, men?” He asked the question, but it was obvious he didn't care for an answer. Then they were off, to the engine room of an eighty year old ship, to stare at a piece of technology that was older than any of them.
The Minister had been compelled to leave soon after he arrived, but he had left a couple of his assistance behind, and sure enough, they had managed to get the engine working again. Of course, everyone was too afraid of what might happen if they touched anything to try to find out what exactly the crazy Chadra-Fan had done. All that mattered was the problem was solved, and Athan was able to get back to work.
“Sorry to keep you waiting, friends. We had some minor technical difficulties that had to be addressed.”
A blue-furred squib turned from the conversation he had been having with an associate and gave Athan a quick once-over. His face split into a monstrous smile. “Athan! Good to see you friend!”
So we're friends now, are we?. Athan fended off the Squib's attempts to rub his hand, taking half a step back as he did so. “Listen, Juri. I don't have time for a bartering session with you right now, so I'm going to keep this simple. I've given the fleet sixteen hours before they've got to button up and get to work, which means in sixteen hours we're going to pull out, and you can have your way with that trash-ball out there.
“We wait, friend, we wait. Happy to wait for friends.”
“But I need you to understand a few tings. First: we're cleaning out the fleet; this is all the trash we have. Don't follow us; I'm not going to have to threaten you, am I?”
Juri shook his head excitedly.
“Second: I need it all gone. All of it. It's a packaged deal. Don't pick through it and take what looks pretty. If you've got to call in help, th―”
“Oh no, friend! We get it all! Every bit! Everything fit nice-nice!”
“Third: you owe us one. You can even consider that a personal debt, so you can report to the Merchandising Consortium that you got something for nothing. I don't really care, but you owe us one.”
Juri was looking around frantically, rubbing his hands together nervously.
“I've got to go. Ten seconds. Just say 'okay.'”
“How about―”
“There are plenty of Coalition companies that would be more than happy to clean up this mess for us.” Juri was panicking under the weight of the time constraint. “Alright, I'm gone. I'll get one of my men―”
“Wait! Okay, okay! We make good deal. You shake. Hard bargain, Mr. Ambassador Sir.”
Athan nodded. “Thank you, Juri. Now I've really got to go.”
There was so much to be done.
Athan sighed. He'd had more than a fair share of trouble from this particular human already. . . though if he were honest, the Ryn would have to admit that he hadn't done much himself to smooth things over. “I've already been over this with you. This fleet was assembled over the course of two weeks from every corner of the galaxy. We've got ships from every region of the Coalition, a host of independent Quelli Sector worlds, trading partners and allies running from one side of the galaxy to the other. We grabbed everything that wasn't bolted down or physically in someone's hand, and then we made the jump here. We've been sorting as we go since the first shipment left the fleet. However crowded you may think Teth is, we don't have any kind of planet to unpack on; this fleet has become our home. These ships have become our livelihoods. We've been digging supplies and equipment out of our storage bays that haven't felt a natural breeze in decades.
“Organizing the fleet is generating an inordinate amount of waste, and we need somewhere to put it. I hear space is pretty good at holding stuff, so that's where it's all going. I've already sent notifications to you and your government about a cleanup plan that will have this whole mess gone in less than a week; I know how touchy you people are about your empty space, but all I'm asking for―no, no: I'm telling you. . . we need a few days. Go do something important, and let me get back to my job.” Athan turned and walked away, leaving the ambassador from Teth standing outside of his shuttle.
“Boss, Boss!” Athan turned toward the screaming Ryn who was running at him from across the docking bay. “We've got a problem with the number two sublight engine.”
“Uhh, talk to Eryl, she's taken over ship's operations until I can get back to normal duties.” Despite his unofficially official super powers granted by Ambassador Traan Shi, ambassador Athan was still Cief of Operations for this particular manufacturing ship, meaning he was responsible when something broke and the maintenance guys couldn't figure out how to fix it.
“Yeah, that's the thing: she doesn't know how to handle this. We've called guys over from half a dozen ships, and none of them can figure out what's wrong. We've replaced half the components already and we're still not getting anything out of it.”
Athan was shaking his head in frustration. He had work to do. “Leave it. We'll run with an engine down.”
“We need it to maintain our holding pattern around the waste dump.”
“Yeah, well I've got to go bargain with a half-dozen Squibs about reclamation rights for that waste dump, or we're never going to get it out of here, and for whatever reason, Teth has apparently reserved this particular space for being . . . spacious, so we've got to clean this place up before we get shot by our own allies for dirtying up―nothingness.” The other Ryn wasn't impressed by Athan's whining. “Argh, I'll take care of it. How long do I have?”
“Umm, about three hours before we get in anybody else's way.”
Athan nodded, glanced around, and then his eyes brightened slightly. “You got a datapad for me?”
The Ryn grew unnecessarily confused, then nodded, digging in his pockets. “Oh, specs? Yeah, here.”
Athan took the datapad from the worker, glancing over it as he walked away. “I'll be right back.”
He was headed for another shuttle, or more precisely the overgrown rats who were standing at the base of its boarding ramp. “Minister! Minister!” Why and how some random manufacturing ship had apparently become the diplomatic center of the Ryn fleet was a question Athan didn't have time to think about at the moment (though if he were a less humble man, perhaps he would have realized that it had a great deal to do with the fact that this was his own home-ship).
The cheerful Chadra-Fan and his entourage turned toward the screaming Ryn. “Ambassador! How good to see you! What can I and my fine people do for you today?”
Athan came to a stop. “Heh, do you like 3-D puzzles?”
The question took the Chadra-Fan off-guard. “Umm, well . . .”
“Because I've got a, erm . . .” Athan glanced back at the datapad, “Mark III Tri-Star Ion Engine that needs to be solved.”
“Tri-Star, eh?” One good thing to know about the Chadra-Fan: they can't resist an opportunity to bury their short arms up to the shoulders in a piece of machinery. “They haven't been in production since . . . before I was born . . .”
“I know this is out of the ordinary, but . . . you're here, and I'm sure you're scheduled for a meeting with our esteemed colleague from Teth, over there,” Athan pointed toward the Teth ambassador's shuttle. “So I know you aren't in a hurry to get to where you're going.”
“Tri-Star built some pretty ion engines, that's for sure. Well, I suppose we could take a look at it, at least. Any objections, men?” He asked the question, but it was obvious he didn't care for an answer. Then they were off, to the engine room of an eighty year old ship, to stare at a piece of technology that was older than any of them.
* * *
The Minister had been compelled to leave soon after he arrived, but he had left a couple of his assistance behind, and sure enough, they had managed to get the engine working again. Of course, everyone was too afraid of what might happen if they touched anything to try to find out what exactly the crazy Chadra-Fan had done. All that mattered was the problem was solved, and Athan was able to get back to work.
“Sorry to keep you waiting, friends. We had some minor technical difficulties that had to be addressed.”
A blue-furred squib turned from the conversation he had been having with an associate and gave Athan a quick once-over. His face split into a monstrous smile. “Athan! Good to see you friend!”
So we're friends now, are we?. Athan fended off the Squib's attempts to rub his hand, taking half a step back as he did so. “Listen, Juri. I don't have time for a bartering session with you right now, so I'm going to keep this simple. I've given the fleet sixteen hours before they've got to button up and get to work, which means in sixteen hours we're going to pull out, and you can have your way with that trash-ball out there.
“We wait, friend, we wait. Happy to wait for friends.”
“But I need you to understand a few tings. First: we're cleaning out the fleet; this is all the trash we have. Don't follow us; I'm not going to have to threaten you, am I?”
Juri shook his head excitedly.
“Second: I need it all gone. All of it. It's a packaged deal. Don't pick through it and take what looks pretty. If you've got to call in help, th―”
“Oh no, friend! We get it all! Every bit! Everything fit nice-nice!”
“Third: you owe us one. You can even consider that a personal debt, so you can report to the Merchandising Consortium that you got something for nothing. I don't really care, but you owe us one.”
Juri was looking around frantically, rubbing his hands together nervously.
“I've got to go. Ten seconds. Just say 'okay.'”
“How about―”
“There are plenty of Coalition companies that would be more than happy to clean up this mess for us.” Juri was panicking under the weight of the time constraint. “Alright, I'm gone. I'll get one of my men―”
“Wait! Okay, okay! We make good deal. You shake. Hard bargain, Mr. Ambassador Sir.”
Athan nodded. “Thank you, Juri. Now I've really got to go.”
There was so much to be done.