Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the cliffs! It is Heir Raktus, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you harder than God thought possible!"

Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the mountains! It is Lord Gue, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you into your own personal hell!!!"

Hark! Who is that, sprinting across the terrain! It is Michael Gue, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to @#%$ you so utterly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"


fun fun stuff

Lol, the last ones classic. Trust your real name to get the @#%$ one!

Why does he get the really funny one? All I got was a candy store. >.<

Who is that, striding amidst the plains! It is Adrian Caliani, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"


Kinky-fun.

Mom? LOL Mama's boy!!!

Hark! Who is that, appearing over the hills with a battle ax and running after her husband Heir Raktus. It is Jade Raktus, ready to lop off heads.

"Im gonna have your blood as my wine!" (That sounded sick, didnt it?)


Hark! Who is that, suddenly falling out a window with an arrow in her thigh? It is Alicia Doment, Jade's clone.

"Im gonna kick you in the nuts so damn hard they get lodged in your fragging nostrils!" (THATS funny!)

"The blood of our enemies will flow like the waters of the rivers in the westlands. Tonight we shall feast upon the rotting corpses of our foes and bath in an endless stream of blood. We are the princes of the universe, and we shall be those who decide who lives and dies. To battle, to glory, to death."

or

"SPORKS UNITE!"

1. Sprinting across the desert, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Kamon! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to smack you so heinously, I will be high on life for years to come!"

2.Hark! Who is that, prowling over the steppes! It is Zerxes, hands clutching a burning branch! He howls thunderously:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
(That one fits pretty well)

3.Running out of the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Radon! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"For the love of carnage and discord, no flesh shall be spared!!!"

4. Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the plains! It is Jerik, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls ominously:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until the Earth stands still, and grin like a @#%$ maniac!"

5.Sprinting over the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Dearic! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"

6. Running amidst the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Valin! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"You in some @#%$ now, muhfuh! I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!!!"

7.Rampaging on the steppes, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Gorak! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm seriously going to bruise you beyond the end of time!"

8. Striding across the fields, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Solien! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to @#%$ you all the way to Chung-Chong-Buk-Do, and launch you into deep space!"

9. (Finally my real name. First this time.)
Running across the steppes, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Brad! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to beat the flaming @#%$ out of you!"

10. (middle name now)
Who is that, prowling along the icy wasteland! It is Ryan, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to @#%$ you until you deflate!"