Last time I checked I had boobs and nothing down below the belt.

My friend's mother's name got this: "I'm going to pulverize you so hard, your gender will change!" Or something like that.

Stalking on the icy wasteland, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Titus! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!!"

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Who is that, sprinting along the steppes! It is Isjhe, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland, and throw you out the airplane door!"

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Running over the icy wasteland, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Tobal! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"By Odin's mighty spear, skulls will be @#%$ for Satan!!!"

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Running on the candy store, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Kas! And he gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to pummel you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!!"

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Rampaging out of the fields, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Gustav! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to clobber you with such zeal, you'll age fifty years!!"






oO Interesting.

Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Tina! And she gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you are tax-deductible!!"

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I like that one much better :b

Hark! Who is that, skulking over the mountains! It is Julius, hands clutching a mighty sword! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!"


How come I always get the crappy one?

Who is that, sprinting along the steppes! It is Isjhe, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland, and throw you out the airplane door!"

Well, at least the dude you killed gets to visit Ren!

Skulking across the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lupercus! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm seriously going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"

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Running on the wasteland, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Dakkon! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!"

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Stalking on the wasteland, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Dak! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to clobber you until your mortal mind doth snap!!"

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Running on the steppes, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Andrew! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you until you bleed out your eyes!"

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Well, Lups is kinda close, and Dakkons works perfectly for Dak (whos ful name is Dakkon), so all in all its none too bad!

Lmao!

Damalis, thats a classic...


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Who is that, prowling across the desert! It is Seth Vinda, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"

Maybe it should have been a sharpened Cigarra?


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Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the cliffs! It is Sean, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you all the way to Indo-China!"




:hat

I think thats the only thing it could be Seth.

:smokin

Lo! Who is that, rampaging through the tarmac! It is Chau, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you all the way to Boring, Oregon!"



Hmm, kinky...

lol

True, true...

Chau, are you actually able to run through tarmac?... I'm impressed...