Park Kraken is newly-crowned casanova

After making love to 23 sheep at once

Only 23? Insulting. :mad

Brutus Nogoth walked on water

Brutus Nogoth only fell in after looking down cartoon-style




*Smiles and waves at his new found faithful*

"Ren Janggar was crowned as royalty

After taking over the world and declaring themselves Overlord"


Sounds about right.

Kach Thorton saved the whales

By killing off their only natural predator - man

God damn! I wanted to nuke the whales.

*is appaled by the irony*

Irtar discovered time travel

Irtar is now selling the drug that allowed it for 1 million dollars a pill

I got that one for my Jesh Tolli guy.

That's right, I tried all 11 of my guys names

Snowkan dives off a building

And misses the pool by mere inches

That strikes me as somewhat fitting lol... ;) :p

All of these are very amusing I have to say...


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Titus throws cream pie at Michael Moore

Who then devours it and asks for more




That's ... strange.

It's just a random headline generator... lame. I expected an internet quiz that would return deep, philosophical headlines based on twenty inane questions about who I would sleep with.

You've failed me again, internet!

Kaine:

...threw their shoe at a lighthouse

The lighthouse toppled over killing 3 people

Omnae:

...fought Jet Li to the death

Memorials will be held for Omnae tomorrow

Real Name:

...starved to death while playing computer games

Was later revived by the milk of Angelina Jolie

LOL...