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Kamon Vondiranach claimed the sky was falling

We should have believed Kamon Vondiranach

Killian Holmes fought Jet Li to the death

Memorials will be held for Killian Holmes tomorrow


...damn you Jet Li...

Delvin Olden blew up the OC

Using only their mind; millions dead

Tina found buried treasure

Inside the hearts of every man

Damalis is GOD

How could we have missed it all this time?

Shima Cilonata was abducted by aliens

The aliens were attracted by the hypnotic nostrils of Shima Cilonata

Dolash was abducted by aliens

The aliens were attracted by the hypnotic nostrils of Dolash

Azguards have no noses.... this bodes ill for me.

Jan Dondana went to live with chimps in Africa

Jan Dondana is now crazy and flings poop at whoever approaches.

-> INS has a field day


Jesmin Ragabag raised the dead

In their new kick ass zombie movie

-> So much for Jedi Healing powers...maybe I should have actually stuck with my training...


Snowkan dives off a building

And misses the pool by mere inches

-> I'm sure this can somehow be related to Abolisher Cruisers

Wilkar kicked Panda Bear in Gut

The Panda later died, and it was deemed to be the last male alive, rendering the Panda all but extinct