The only woman alive was Martha Stewart and the survival of the species rested on her hands, and you were being forced to "mate" to keep species alive

Then you killed yourself.

End.Of.Story.

God damnit, if any of you trick me into visiting one of those "jump out and scream" things, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Heh heh heh... I've got some really good ones.

*rambles incoherently*

let's see them Kas, they sound interesting.

they're all the same. it says something like "look at this picture... can you see the ghost?"

right click, says its a flash animation. ho hum... what could happen next.

Vega's avatar is creepy enough for me right now.

Don't like Raelee Hill? :(

Actually, Vega, they're not *all* like that, not at all..

*spots Ren babbeling*

See? He knows... :)

Lemme see if I can dig up a link or two here.. :)

My scariest story is........

I dreamed three months before it happened that I got banned from Sw-Fans, and that my partner said the exact same words to me then in the dream that she said to me in real life after I just found out that I was banned.

Well, in about three months we are taking a trip to Sea World, and last night I dreamed that someone pushed me into a watertank, then a huge shark came out of nowhere and bit my head off. So now I am on the market looking for mini-torpedoes.

Anyways, now for my scariest story......

Don't go with torpedoes, I don't think they can track a shark. Spear guns, plasma pistols, alien ray-blasters and portable nuclear devices are the best for disposing of sharks. I would caution against using electric prods, taizers, or arc welders in the water though.

I guess I'll take a Nuclear Depth Charge with me strapped to my back when I go in. I'll set it to go off at 15 feet. Maybe the force of the explosion will propell me to safety.