...to hear I've been converted.

To Macism.

Well, not yet. I still have to scrounge up enough money to actually BUY one, but its gonna happen, people. Its gonna happen.

My soon-to-be baby.

*restrains orgasmic enthusiasm*

On purchase you will recieve your lifetime membership to apple, your *cough* ceremonial *cough* white apple technician robes with special pointy hat. Along with this you will also get free cross-shaped window's symbol and free supply of gas lighters and propane.

Enjoy . . .


*wets himself*

Heh . . .E mac . . .fuck sake zark . . .fuck sake.

Even turning to the darkside, you still cant get it right.

The E-mac is like the retarded, mildy neglected, inbred half-cousin's flea-ridden dog of the mac family.

What the fuck do you want? I'm not made of money.

Me and my sixteen sheets of LSD disagree with you.

Thats drug-money. Its different.

Drug-money, blood-money . . .its all the same.

Don't bring me shooting Kennedy into this, Ren. Whats so bad about eMac?

They're pretty baseline computers essentially and entirely unupgradeable apart from ram . . .better off just holding out and getting yourself a powerbook or an juicier iMac.

Aren't ALL Macs unupgradable?