ehh I tend to count... I just ate seven celery sticks, but since I cut them in half when I clean them, I guess that's only 3 and a half whole sticks...

it's also a sign of obsessive compulsive disorder :b

Do you find yourself avoiding the cracks on the pavements Damalis?...:P

...and yeah, I reckon it was the eggnog too Park.

Yeah ok I just conducted an experiment over the past couple of days. Anytime I've had two or more glasses of eggnog I've made a trip to the john shortly thereafterwards. Although it's not usually diahrrea unless I eat something spicy along with it.

This thread should be renamed.

"What I ate and What I shat"

Seriously, if you didn't feast on the fat of America you'd have a stomach lining still. Your innards would be able to pass near-solid oatmeal and you'd be able to manage "undercooked" meat.

I like McDonalds.

Gimme ma' rubba' bedsheets mahn!
Dey' don't belong to yeh!!

actually yes I avoid cracks in the pavement :b

I also count ceiling tiles and fence posts as I pass..

I count the number of sexy babes I see as I walk on the street.

Next time, down a fifth of whiskey on it.

That'll help.

I agree. If you need an alcoholic beverage, the most questionable of beverages should not be your first choice. Egg nog tastes terrible and is bad for your system. Drink some rye or something. Good stuff, since it's the season, but jesus, not egg nog. That shit is gross.

But I like egg nog. It's delicious. Envision a sweet and sugarely semen substance.