Recipe for Disaster
Posts: 4025
  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 3:18am
I have suffered the worst stomach pain, actually, the worst pain period, in my entire life. I woke up at 7AM this morning, spent two hours on the john, went back to bed at 9AM, got up again at 9:01AM, went back to the john for two more hours, before my ordeal was finally over. The ingredients for what felt like was going to be my last supper?

One glass of milk+15 Lemon Creme Cookies+2 glasses of Egg Nog+15 T.G.I. Friday's spicy buffalo wings+1 can of Diet Coke Vanilla.

Ugh. What the hell was I thinking?
Posts: 2504
  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 7:36am
do you purposely always eat 15 of one item? note cookies and chicken wings... :)
Posts: 4025
  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 7:48am
Nah, it's just the amount I happened to eat that night.
Posts: 4195
  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 6:15pm
You actually count?
Posts: 1272
  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 7:16pm
Does anyone else find that sad or is that just me? (the counting thing that is)
Posts: 691
  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 7:23pm
Naw, he probalby estimated. Like;

At the start of CSI, I ate about a box. Package sez' they have 10 cookies each. Then I blacked out. When I came to, there was about half a package on my head.
Conclusion-ate 15 cookies.
Posts: 4025
  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 10:32pm
Well there were 7 chicken wings left out of a box of 25, and 15 cookies left out of a package of thirty. So, I actually have 18 wings, not 15.
Posts: 343
  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 10:46pm
well that'll teach you that eggnog is not for the weak of stomach.
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  • Posted On: Nov 21 2005 11:38pm
???

It wasn't the eggnog alone. I drank that whole half a gallon over the period of a week, and that was the only incident with diahrrea.
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  • Posted On: Nov 22 2005 1:37am
Be a man, use your hand...