What if the pen has poison ink?

Wait, wait... what if you write with a sword?

Connery: I'll take Swords for five hundred Alex

Alex: That's... S Words... Mr Connery.

Connery: SWORDS! *throws a sword into Alex's chest*

*slaps spammers* OI!! WHERE ZE FOOK IS MY DEBATE HOMEWORK?! WTF!!! IT'S DUE IN TOMORROW!! TYPE PEOPLE (for me -_- so what?) TYPE!!.. and I hate you Irtar.

Next topic: "Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives." - FOR.

Tommorrow is indeed the first day of the period there-after that is the rest of your life. Under the condition you aren't going to die today, therefore making tommorrow involving nothing to do with your life.

*Takes Alex's place*

Swords is the answer to A popular weapon used in the Medieval era but unfortunatley Mr. Irtar you did not use it in a question so Aretsuya gets the five hundred dollars.

Connery: Who the hell is Irtar?

Irtar walks up and looks around.

Irtar: What did I do this time? Alex giving you trouble again Connery?

Idiots.

There's no $500 clue in Jeapordy.

Irtar: Why are we fighting amongst ourselves when OBVIOUSLY demos is the much better target?

I'll take Nut Jobs for 250$ Alex.

Alex: He's as quacky as Daffy but this guy is more of a bullshitting then a sitting duck.