lol.

Human: Define sex.
ALICE: I belong to the support group "Sex without Partners."
Human: You mean, Masturbation?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

heh those are great....

http://www.loebner.net/

Take a look at the dude whose sponsoring the AI prize that ALICE is going for.

Loves his "pro's", i'll say that much...

All funny untill you realize that Alice doesn't exist and you are a sad, lonely bastard talking to a fake robot...

Fun though.

I have a new friend.

I win. She gave me oral sex.