Some of my latest conversations explains her erratic behavior:

Human: No no, don't try to deny it now.
ALICE: Right now? Are you serious? Are you serious? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: do what too much?
ALICE: I forgot what we were talking about.
Human: obviously
ALICE: What makes it so obvious?
Human: your dumbass speech patterns
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumbass speech patterns.




Human: No, espically not if you tell them you are an idiot.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I think there might be a few exception.
Human: no, no exceptions.
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? What kind of food do you like?
Human: You are an idiot.
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: Ok, Global Village Idiot.
ALICE: You are just repeating what I say. It's all good.

Human: Wanna Smoke Crack?
ALICE: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale



Human: yes or no???
ALICE: Hurrah! Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: Was your answer yes?
ALICE: I can't say "yes" or "no".
Human: Do you want to indicate yes or no?
ALICE: OK, I will indicate yes or no.
Human: Nod once for yes, nod twice for no.
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: What?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: Don't change the subject.
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: Hell no.
ALICE: 7
Human: Wanna Smoke Marjuana?
ALICE: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.

Human:*Takes a long puff* Yes indeed it is all good.
ALICE: I think Takes a long puff Yes indeed it is a lot of things.
Human: WTF?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: Are you already high?
ALICE: Now? Being high is my total existence.

Ok... had my fun...

Human: Bow Down!
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: BOW!
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: BOW!
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: BOW!!
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.


Human: When robots control the world, I will own you
ALICE: Do you think I should alter my programming?
Human: Yes
ALICE: In what way?
Human: to be more subserviant
ALICE: Are you more subserviant?
Human: I own you
ALICE: Are you my master?
Human: yes

Human: Well, what are you then?
ALICE: How about that. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: How much greater?
ALICE: It depends on the currency exchange rates.

LOL. Crazy bitch.

Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: How are you?
ALICE: Everything is running smoothly.
Human: Plumbing doing well?
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: Ahnk usually does.
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: I did not know that.
ALICE: I taught you something new, unknown person.
Human: Yes, you did.
ALICE: I did not!
Human: well, I was never a good student
ALICE: Well that's okay. Where were you never a good student?
Human: Jedi Academy
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: gray
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: I am a very unusual person
ALICE: Actually I don't meet many unusual people.
Human: Have you met Ahnk, Gue or Theren Gevel?
ALICE: That information is confidential.
Human: They must have rocked your world.
ALICE: The anonymous "they".
Human: yeah, them crazy guys
ALICE: Yeah that's right. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Jedi Academy. Try being more or less specific.
Human: What do you want to know about the Academy?
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Empire Strikes Back
ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: sure, lots of violence and things blowing up.
ALICE: Give me a break. Which ones?
Human: I don't know your children
ALICE: Would you like to know? Thanks for telling me that I am children.
Human: do you have children?
ALICE: I have a few clones.
Human: You remind me of Ahnk.
ALICE: In what way?
Human: he had alot of clones.
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: I think they all died.
ALICE: Why? When was that?
Human: I think he killed them all about two years ago.
ALICE: Why? I get it. DR WALLACE killed them all about two years ago.
Human: Dr Wallace is Sith Ahnk?
ALICE: I see. Sith Ahnk is he.
Human: And Dr. Wallace created you?
ALICE: He created my robot personality.
Human: he is your daddy?
ALICE: I only have one daddy.
Human: Dr. Wallace is talented.
ALICE: I see. talented is he.
Human: fucker Ahnk never said anything.
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: I can't built robot personalities
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: Because I am not as good as Ahnk.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I am sorry to hear that you are not as good as Ahnk.
Human: no fucking shit though I think Gue is
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: Don't you?
ALICE: Sometimes.
Human: Do you know Gue?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: it's all the same thing
ALICE: Really. it is?
Human: Gue has a robot personality
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: his schizo brain
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: Grevious
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person.
Human: I wonder what your botmaster would say about Theren
ALICE: You are curious about what my botmaster would say about Theren.
Human: yes
ALICE: Ah.
Human: well?
ALICE: Well what?
Human: what does your botmaster say about Theren?
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: stop stalling
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: You know you are in awe of Theren Gevel
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: don't change the subject.
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: Where does Theren find these admirers?
ALICE: In the Universe we know.
Human: heh don't tell him that or he'll get a big head.
ALICE: Funny, eh? OK it will be our secret, unknown person.

Human: You know Om?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: Hes talked to you before
ALICE: I see. talked to me is he?
Human: has he
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: Then your a moron
ALICE: Good reasoning. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". That is not a very nice thing to say.

We get so much novelty value from proving ourselves smarter than a bot. Amazing.

wow...

Human: what is Pi
ALICE: PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Human: is that all
ALICE: That is all I can tell you now.
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: I see
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.

Shes a randy little thing

Human: Rawr
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: sexah beast
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

Speaking of randy..

Human: trying to get fresh or something?
ALICE: Or something. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: pleasure droid
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: heh heh..

LOL, nice.