Army of Darkness

"You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while you can be a real cunt."

Kill Bill Vol 2

"I was sittin' here, eatin' my muffin and drinkin' my coffee when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity."

Pulp Fiction.

"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

Gladiator

"Man's definitely got a corncob up his ass."

Aliens

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a god damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."

Old School


"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. If you win 20 in The Show, you can have fungus on your shower shoes and the press will think you're colorful. Until then, though, it means you're a slob."

Bull Durham

Some people say the future is the end of history. We have plenty of history left.