The Shawshank Redemption..

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Billy Madison.

"You had best un-@#%$ yourself before I unscrew your head and @#%$ down your neck!"

eh, havent been online all day, heres a quote to throw Theren's out of synch...

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"If I should fall in the battle to come let this be my goodbye..."

Les Miserables..

"You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years."

No idea, but whoever it is, damn they've got a lot of money to piss away.

Citizen Kane


"Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome... to Jurassic Park."

Wow...gay. Jurassic Park.

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers' keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Pulp Fiction.

"So remember kids, a stepdad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers?"

Death to Smoochy.

"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle; they're on TV!"

The Simpsons

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why.